Ryan Templeman
@RegularSizeRyan
A Storyteller and "Humorist". ***disclaimer: humor rarely achieved in 144 characters***
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On Twitter a month, and I have 18 Followers. I'm pretty sure a certain Nazarene started out with only 12. Ergo, by 4034, 2.8B!!! #SquadGoals
Turns out, you can watch soccer your whole life and still not understand offsides. #QatarWorldCup2022
If I were managing marketing for the #MLS I too would award a bullshit penalty in the #RSLvLAG match. That’s just good business. Thank god for the impartial call for @PROreferees’ unbiased calls. #RSL
.@lars_mm @Spenno_77 Conspiracy Theory. Are Loffelsen and Glad the smartest lads in soccer ensuring an amazing long weekend with those yellow cards? #RSL #RSLvMIN
.@lars_mm @Spenno_77 3-0!!! Now I’m wondering why I ever doubted, and went and got my hair cut last week like an idiot. #waiveringfaith #sinner #RSLvMIN #RSL
.@lars_mm I can’t understand how, after losing nearly every 50/50 in the midfield Pablo has the audacity to try and park the bus with 5 in the back with more than 15’ left in the match. That’s just asking to be punished. Cost us 2 pts at home.
There’s literally no point in being a soccer fan watching the #MLS if that’s not a red. #RSLvLAFC @PROreferees
Mastroeni “we don’t have to win this match…” #missionaccomplished
Sergio Cordova is LAZY… which is fine… if he weren’t also incredibly sloppy. @Spenno_77 #RSL
.@Spenno_77 maybe don’t give awards to players before the game. I’m not saying Meram lost #RSL the match, but check the tape, “someone” was responsible for the goal that allowed Dallas to lay on their back for 60’. Firework game ALWAYS SUCK!!! @3FitzSLC stats?
Now there’s a sight. Not ever seen Pablo Masteroeni stammering, stuttering and rambling at a presser. If you want to know where this lack of team confidence is coming from, check a look.
An emotional Pablo Mastroeni reiterates the importance of making plays in the final third. #RSL is knocked out of the US Open Cup following defeat to USL League 1 club Northern Colorado Hailstorm FC.
Lost a ton of respect for #RSL tonight. No heart. No desire. And I gladly give that respect to N.Col Hailstorm. All heart. All desire. Well played. P.S. Just a reminder, Open Cup is a comedy of errors wrapped in a circus.
I’d argue #RSL were goldfish all day— forgetting how to play soccer entirely.
.@PROreferees Not an MLS caliber reffing squad for #RSLvTOR — and that’s saying something.
#RSL had a season to reminder for a myriad of reasons. Today sucked. Last week and the week before fantastic. Decision day insane, but the week before that, utter rubbish. If you’re not watching for the ups AND downs, you don’t understand sports or life. See you next season.
It was incredibly generous of #RSL to not show up at all at #Timbers gifting a fellow Western Conference club the opportunity to host MLS Cup. Take that, you coastal elitist!!!
This is the #RSL team that we all expected @ #sounders. We all knew they’d show up. This is no surprise. What was a surprise is that starting line up. Woof. No Mastroeni HC for me.
It’s about getting your players to buy in. About getting your players to come together at the right time. Pablo gives an epic speech after their win in Seattle. Can @realsaltlake do it again today in @SportingKC land?! #RSL #SportingKC #MLS
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