Samantha Case
@RemainingTheSam
You just had an internet surfing accident. Are you OK?
Was dir gefallen könnte
Which bird has a throat pouch that's completely useless for storing fish? The pelican't. I'll see myself to the gallow...
I imagine you all just think "Thank fuck I managed not to say that... Now where can I get rid of it?" and that's why I'm following.
What? Putting my foot in my mouth is just part of my work out routine.
In this neighborhood we show our ass kicking shoes. Stay out or be out.
If you're right all the time it must be comforting to know there's always someone left out there to prove wrong.
When did the internet become all about telling me I've done everything wrong all my life?
When you're about to tell them that last night was fun but you don't want a relationship right now
Defrost means "to voluntarily wait salivating for longer than necessary" in microwave.
You know when you're at the stage when you just stare into the screen and circle the pointer around? You do? Well, that's comforting.
Once a tweet makes you hear the Benny Hill Show theme in your head it keeps happening over and over again.
The best part of sneezing with headphones on is getting to listen to music at a godzillion decibels for a split second.
"OK, duck face products. Let's think outside the box. Ideas?" "Well, I got this dog that I hate..."
Hold it right there. You need to fill out this eye contact form first.
*knocks on gates of hell* Yeah... Hi there! I heard you dismiss christians here. Can I come in and take a look?
I seem to be allocated a smaller amount of fucks to give every year.
"Yeah well studies show stuff all the time..." Me talking to internet ads and perhaps needing to get out more on weekends.
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