Rep D. Pleasantview
@RepDelbert
Former S.C. Congressman. Mint Julep Enthusiast. Father to an imbecile with a left-of-center belly button. Possibly fibbing about one of the aforementioned.
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Drunk again. A bit on Bourbon, the rest on my still simmering passion for @HillaryClinton. #DemDebate
To be so close as that white-haired gesticulator is now, I'd raise millions of dollars, shake all the hands, kiss all the babies. #debdebate
I love you, @HillaryClinton. But, you 'Legends of the Fall-ed' me and my family. Your grip too strong, even for my brothers. #DemDebate
#cabo, feels like a million miles away, a million years ago. But its with me still on nights flooded with bourbon. #DemDebate
Do your remember #cabo, @HillaryClinton? I remember your touch, your kiss, your warm embrace, Tracy Chapman in the next room. #DemDebate
And then there was #Cabo, our one escape. Tequila shots. Moonlight on the waves, clothes on the shore, you in my arms. #demdebate
The thick books and piles of constituent letters were feathers, swept aside as the force of our passion hit the desk. #DemDebate
Hillary, you accepted all of me. My paunch, my jowls, every crack and fault. #DemDebate
Elbow deep in omnibus and three sheets to the wind, you looked at me and I knew. The risk was great but the reward greater. #demdebate
Why you'd ever love an old scoundrel like me, I didn't know. But I pursued and pursued. The Big Dog never deserved you. #demdebate
Remember when we 1st met? I knew first I saw you. Strutting thru Hart SOB, tight smile, fire in ur eyes, lavender on your neck. #DemDebate
Three bourbons in, memories resurfacing. @HillaryClinton, I should have run for president, anything to be close to you again. #demdebate
.@HillaryClinton. Will watch you at #BrooklynDebate, mint julep in hand, remembering when you tore into me like a sailor on shore leave.
Reason #14 still endorsing @BobbyJindal for Prez? Fellow #Dollywood enthusiast. #Election2016
Excited text exchange between @tedcruz and @DavidVitter quickly turns flaccid when #democraticwhores not what they thought. #cruzscandal
Hoped corp #DemocraticWhores was story about @TheDCMadam's professionalism. IMO, she ran a tight ship in a crowded market! #Election2016
#MyAdvicetoTrump. Avoid jokes about almost ignoring 'Guest Right' during your meeting. Not prudent. #GameofThrones
A Fox News spokesperson said the results of the @MegynKelly meeting with @RealDonaldTrump would be revealed tonight politi.co/1SgdSnI
Glad @megynkelly made it. Thought we had another #RedWedding. Donald would would definitely violate Guest Right.
Trump Source confirms to @NBCNews what I first saw this AM, Fox News' Megan Kelly entering Trump Tower residence at 11a for about 1 hour
.@mattyglesias. This phenomenon deserves coinage. "Thanksgiving Dinner Effect", maybe? Or, (earnestly) "Fw: I told you so, Dad!"
In honor of Merle Haggard, I think I'll just stay here and drink today.
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