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@RepMMBachmann

I'm just a real honest hardworking American woman who believes in freedom and patriotism. I support our white troops and strive for a limited government.

Today I turn 29 years old...plus 312 months. Paul Ryan taught me that trick. Tee hee! Happy Birthday me!!!


I demand more cuts to these socialist safety nets. However, I'm infuriated by the D's proposal to cut military spending. How dare they!!!


Outraged that the Reagan Presidential debate this fall will include a commentator from Telemundo. This is America! We speak English!


It's people like Sarah Palin, true American women, who put a positive face on Women's History Month.


This country needs a strong woman to take the reigns. Someone who will turn this country around 360 degrees. Someone like me.


My heart is with Libya. If you're killed, you lose a very important part of your life. #libya


Obama is racist because he went to an all black church. If I went, I wouldn't feel welcome because I'm white. Where's the diversity Hussein?


The passing of Liz Taylor is a reminder that marriage is between a man and a woman. She celebrated that most of all. #liz Taylor


The passing of Liz Taylor is a reminder that marriage is between a man and a woman. She celebrated that most of all.


Slash the budget! Show your patriotism by making sacrifices. That means you, teachers!


We need to flex our American power against Libya. Tell Obama to send in the troops! #Libya


Some liberal elitist tried to correct me saying non-fiction books are real and fiction books are made up. Ha ha. Non-fiction means NOT true!


Love the non-fiction book, "Huck Finn." I feel like it teaches us how to properly talk to our black brothers and sisters.


More military action is needed against the terrorist state of Libya. Put in the troops. A weak response occurs when a Liberal is in charge!


Love living in Minnesota. A place in real America, where real Americans live. None of the east coast liberals here to conflate us with facts


We Republicans in the House have solved our debt crisis by holding an Emergency Session and voting to defund NPR.


Bahrain's King has declared Marshall Law. We Americans did the same thing to rebuild Europe after WWII. Support our troops! #bahrain


There are tens of scientists who confirm that "global warming" is a hoax. Ignore the liberal Obama media. #globalwarming


Don't see Rango. It's a clear metaphor for the acceptance of illegals through our southern borders. Protect your children's minds.


Proof positive that tax cuts for the rich create jobs. I've just hired Manuel Jorge Gonzalez and Frederico Lupe Martinez as snow shovelers!


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