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Fake Mike Pompeo

@RepMikePompous

Fake U.S. Congressman representing the 4 wealthiest of Kansas.

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Lol I've got 69 tweets.


Where did we get all of these minorities from? It's almost like we staged this to look multicultural #RNC


Working on my #isaac preparation. In case of excessive flooding at the #RNC, I may be used as an emergency floatation device. #ksleg


Why is @RepKevinYoder getting so much attention? If you don't start paying attention to me I'll have to get naked. #ksleg #NoOneWantsThat


Had a great time speaking at #KIOGA today. Missed @KevinYoder though. Maybe we will have to catch up at the lake sometime.


Damn I need a Twinkie.


Good luck to all the kids and teachers heading back to school! Get what you can out of it before congress and I cut your budgets. #tcot


Drought? What drought? I'm on vacation.


.@MichaelKansas My impression of you. Waaaah!! Waahhhh!!! Waaaaaah!!! Waaaaaaaahhhh!!!! WAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! waaaaahh!! #ksleg


We must support US aviation. I will do my part by buying the 2 seats necessary for me to fit on a plane. #BigIsBeautiful #genav #jobs


Wasn't me! RT: @ksleg From Petition for Restraining Order against one GOP candidate from SG. (Order granted.) #ksleg yfrog.com/kgwcuehzj


I didn't work for Bain Capitol from 1999-2002, but you don't here me bragging about it @MittRomney Also #RomneyPrisonNicknames Catchers Mitt


I love to bash #Solyndra because I know solar won't work when my head grows big enough to block out the sun. #TotalEclipseOfMyHead


After all I've done for @Koch_Industries, I still can't follow their account. I may join @OccupyKochTown in protest Feb. 17-19. #JiltedLove


Trying to follow my buddies @Koch_Industries, but they have blocked me. Probably best to keep our distance. *wink* *wink*


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