Andy Lane
@ReporterAndy
Temple graduate. 🏳️🌈 Philly journalist, reporting on the mysterious and unusual. Prone to memory lapses. (Book RP, by @AuthorConnorP #InkedinRed)
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God, this place has gone to hell since the last time I used it. You’d think some billionaire’s kid bought it and used it as their own personal demolition derby.
My best friend is in a relationship with both Abercrombie and Fitch and sees Urban Outfitters on the side.
Today, Scott left the condo dressed in what he deemed 'business casual'. Translation: He unbuttoned the top button.
My goal for the week is to fit this into a conversation.
What the fuck is this puddle bollocks all these wankers are going on about?
Granted the solution might be not to get hungover, but ehhh... Where's the soul-crushing fun in that?
I'm sure I'd get arrested for it... But I can't be the only one wanting to smash that obnoxiously loud church bell.
Do vampires have religious holidays or something? Feliz Bela Lugosi, and a Happy Poe Year.
I mean, what's so urgent when you live forever? Needed to get your fangs polished? Wax a widow's peak onto your forehead?
Yeah, sure. Cancel our meeting, buddy. Not like I have pesky things like deadlines to worry about, oh high and mighty one.
Really, I think the only difference between this hangover and the last is not waking beside some guy whose name I've already forgotten.
Needless to say, my editor is going to /love/ this article I'm finishing.
Is it beer before liquor or liquor before beer that's bad? I should know this by now.
Judging from the intensity of this headache, I think I might have entered the seventh circle of hell.
I don't always drink alone. But when I do, it's with a healthy side of cynicism.
Somewhere Scott is laughing his ass off at the thought of me jumping from the roof of our condo with a glider.
I mean really, though, how many people can claim to live the exciting life I do? With all the drinking at bars while working on an article.
The song of my people.
What the fuck is this puddle bollocks all these wankers are going on about?
Fitzy should know better than to send me on assignment at the courthouse. I'm waiting for my interviewee and trying not to be bored to tears
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