toddlers and tiaras costume! via @pinterest pinterest.com/pin/3216555983…
Ill respect your ego and not flirt with your roommate and best friend in front of you.. Key point : in front.. #getcrafty
You can fetch me beers from the keg all night.. But I'm digging your friend way more #sorrynotsorry
Themed parties are the best because its like Halloween again.. Every sluts favorite day of the year 😈
By giving my hookup handcuffs and whipped cream for his birthday I absolutely win the best hook up buddy of the year award #proud
Oh you're going to tell everyone about our escapades... #itsover
There should be a warning label on tequila bottles that says 'WARNING: you WILL take all your clothes off and become horny when consuming'
At least have the decency to not answer your girlfriends call when I'm with you.. #awkward
It's not a good night if I wake up with pants on the next morning.. #true #weekendlifestyle
About to take an oral exam.. Not worried about it.. i always get complimented on my outstanding oral skills
Girls always hate on Monica Lewinsky.. But a real #respectableslut would give her props... Come on she fucked the president #jealous
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