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@RetardedTips

I keep it real. Everything I Learned from the streets of #Hard Knocks. #Belieber hahahahahhaha not. WARNING: DO NOT FOLLOW IF EASILY OFFENDED

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@RetardedTips who u ben tokkin 2?!


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@RetardedTips don't fuck with da beava #retarded


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Here's one for you. If you clone yourself, then kill the the clone, is it murder? Or suicide? @RetardedTips


Point at a random stain on the couch and ask your mom "Is this your uteral- Gravy mum? #retarded and #disgusting


Can't grow a beard? Knit one out of your mom's pubes.


The bottom of your car seat is a great place for unwanted boogers.


Peel the dot off your Indian friend's forehead - They are like lottery tickets!! See what you won!


If you want to go green.. Save paper and use both sides when you wipe


Friends are like Potatoes. When you eat them, they die. :(


Pop that zit. Scars make you look cool.


Spiders do not taste as good as they look.


Killing two birds with one stone may be one way to save time, but it sure as hell is hard to do. #retarded


Surfing is for white people.


Don't kick you dog just because he will forgive you. #Disrepectful


Giving your mother an iguana for Christmas. Moms dig that thoughtfulness.


Submit your stupid tips to me! I need them.


#Coffee is for Closers. . . . Unless you have to play some serious Call of Duty.


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