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When did it become controversial to think fraud should land someone in jail?


Why am I getting notifications from people Ive never followed?


I really hate to ask, but how many times a week do you poop? I'm in a debate with a relatively large margin here, so no judgment.


Twitter today feels just like Twitter in 2015. Bunch of liberal retards everywhere, completely detached from reality.


Tell the Keiber elves about Obamacare.

Imagine bragging about fixing a problem that you created.



People are waking up.

Without the enhanced ACA credits, a couple in Hawaii making $98,000 will pay 484% MORE next year. The numbers speak for themselves; Republicans' health care crisis will be disastrous for working Americans.

maziehirono's tweet image. Without the enhanced ACA credits, a couple in Hawaii making $98,000 will pay 484% MORE next year.

The numbers speak for themselves; Republicans' health care crisis will be disastrous for working Americans.


This wins X today.

Maybe you should dress up as a Chinese spy so you could go fuck yourself.



The hat has to go though.

Do you believe Karoline Leavitt’s photo is suitable for someone serving as White House Press Secretary?

femalebodybuil6's tweet image. Do you believe Karoline Leavitt’s photo is suitable for someone serving as White House Press Secretary?


What sort of person buys seedless rye?


Fawk the new pope...


Best Gala post of 2025, right here.

Okay. Time for my Met Gala commentary thread. 🧵



Nice

Monica Barbaro Okay you can all go home. This one wins. 10/10. No note.

Strangeland_Elf's tweet image. Monica Barbaro

Okay you can all go home. This one wins. 10/10. No note.


My thoughts as well.

A picture of Trump as Pope is actually less of a mockery of Catholicism than was the actual Pope Catholics just had.



I love this site.

I pay internet for this



This can't be company policy, @McDonalds ?

Retowned's tweet image. This can't be company policy,  @McDonalds ?

Memorizing the lyrics now. 🤣

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For real.....

Dear Government Gangsters… RUN 🏃

BohicaNotes's tweet image. Dear Government Gangsters… 

RUN 🏃


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