Captain Alphys
@RetributiveAxe
''What? Y'gotta problem?''
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"Yer' goin' down, human!" | Underswap!Alphys! | | Smol, strong dino capable of kicking your smug ass | | Aggressive as hell, especially when it comes to anime | | Practically lives off of instant ramen, soda, and chips. | | Taught Sans to cook | | Like and retweet, please. |
"Alright." Sigh. "I just get worried." Alphys, you God damn softy.
"I believe you, but still, I don't want you getting yourself hurt." She's being a bit of a mom to Blue, as per usual.
Well then. Nevermind the net, She'll just pick up the skeleton, stand him up, and dust the snow off of him. "I told ya, kid."
Sigh of relief. She almost had a damn heart attack.
WORRIED DINO NOISES. SHALL IMMEDIATELY RUSH TO BLUE'S AID.
Clears throat. "Ahem. So... What's going' on, everyone?"
"Are you alive, HotLand?!" × Everyone's favorite flamboyant robot, Mettaton! × × The Underground's number one and only rising star! × × Lewd/Non! × × One sassy robot! × × Glorious legs! × × Perfection, or at least the closest thing there is to it! × × Like and retweet, please! ×
Alphys is currently watching Dragon Ball. Not Z, GT, or Super. Just the original Dragon Ball before all the fucking gods showed up-
UT meets Underswap. Alphys and Undyne would have a cook-off resulting in the destruction of everything within a ten mile radius.
I like to imagine this Alphys' personality would be like the sarcastic dialogue options in Fallout Four. "I'm here to pick up an order. Two large pepperoni and a calzone. Name is "Fuck you.""
Alphys carries a halberd twice the size of her body. She is a smol, strong dino.
Cue the Jurassic Park theme while Alphys lets out a mighty battle cry!
Alphys is suddenly suspicious, Sans was always friendly, but not even he would try to hug Alphys. She then takes two to three steps back.
"Heya Alphie!" Sugar grins, approaching the dinosaur with his arms wide open. "How about a hug?!"
It's always annoying when you type a reply and once they respond, something pops up so you have to get it done before replying again. It's a tedious, painful feeling.
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