RetroRobV12's profile picture.

Rob 🚚💨

@RetroRobV12

Kier Stamer failed his first driving test. His examiner told him the only thing he did well was U Turn.


I've just collected a box of Ceramic Drink Holders for delivery to Old Trafford. That's the only new cups they're getting their hands on this year.


Last delivery of the year!

RetroRobV12's tweet image. Last delivery of the year!

When @FatHarryWhiteM1 fires up the Bedford Rascal and brings Foxy Fiona to meet me for a brew on a cold December night! True friends and meant the world.


Hi Ho Hi Ho Off to work I go!

RetroRobV12's tweet image. Hi Ho Hi Ho 
Off to work I go!

Is feeding a Dachshund a pig in blanket encouraging Cannibalism?


Christmas movie tip… If you watch Die Hard straight after Love Actually, Alan Rickman will be punished for what he did to Emma Thompson.


Is it not illegal to take photographs of someone without their permission? @montysmugs didn't you get done for doing that at that beach in Brighton?

I caught 4 drivers on the way to Gavin Kiernan's sentencing. It seems traditional to catch a bunch more lawbreakers when going to court. Here's another idiot with an unrestrained dog in his lap. Two other drivers running red lights, and this other gas plumber on his phone.

MikeyCycling's tweet image. I caught 4 drivers on the way to Gavin Kiernan's sentencing. It seems traditional to catch a bunch more lawbreakers when going to court. Here's another idiot with an unrestrained dog in his lap. Two other drivers running red lights, and this other gas plumber on his phone.
MikeyCycling's tweet image. I caught 4 drivers on the way to Gavin Kiernan's sentencing. It seems traditional to catch a bunch more lawbreakers when going to court. Here's another idiot with an unrestrained dog in his lap. Two other drivers running red lights, and this other gas plumber on his phone.


Just checked Snapchat Stories and It's officially Christmas. If you know you know!


Is the North London Derby being played behind closed doors? There’s a better atmosphere on the moon.


I was just looking into the history of Great Yarmouth and its harbour and freight etc and stumbled upon this. We realty don’t realise how good we got it do we?

RetroRobV12's tweet image. I was just looking into the history of Great Yarmouth and its harbour and freight etc and stumbled upon this. 

We realty don’t realise how good we got it do we?

Here’s a thought that nobody probably gives a fuck about, but: If DIE HARD is a Christmas movie then surely the first Lethal Weapon must be! Yippee kay ay mother fucker


Our beloved government should take a leaf outta Robin Hood’s book! Instead of robbing the poor to give to the poor!


When I hear about Andrew Mountbatten Windsor, all I can think of is @realclintonb

RetroRobV12's tweet image. When I hear about Andrew Mountbatten Windsor, all I can think of is @realclintonb

So, @speechlessfm is sat wondering whether the immigrants from war torn countries are having a bit of a nightmare right now with all the fireworks going off.


Is eating 2 low fat yogurts in 1 sitting the same as eating 1 full fat yogurt?


Why the fuck is this country being run by rule breakers and they get away with it but if I so much as fart in the wrong place I’m in trouble?


Whilst I’m being a Moaning Minnie, does someone wanna tell the people that put blue lights on emergency vehicles that the rear facing ones don’t need to be as bright! Very dangerous when it’s dark.


Loading...

Something went wrong.


Something went wrong.