Sid Arthur
@RexFelon
Writer, poet, lyricist, singer/songwriter, vocal & acoustic percussionist. Guitarist, bass player in 1man band + film maker, self portrait distortion & comedian
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Got a killer "Aristocrats" joke ready for the Aristocrats comp this year. Not that it's a winner as such but it WILL piss a few peeps off.
Favourite part of MICF2016 is seeing comedians reactions to getting bad reviews. Funniest shit ever! Given me a great idea for a show/film.
When you think about minorities, consider this:
Dating a sociopath is great practice for all that "Keeping a bitch in check" bullshit.
When I come to pick you up I expect you to be standing naked on the curb outside your house.
My girlfriend turned out to be a psychopath and I turned out to be easily manipulated. Weird. She's the vampire but I'm the Sucker!
Still from my latest video project made up of still images called Self Portrait. #portraitdistortion
A bag of flour got thrown at a gig. Some of it landed and made this symbol. Does anyone recognise it? #Imback
In the 2015 MICF I am performing a solo show at Station 59 in Richmond. I haven't been this excited about a show in a long time! #WorkHard
Fav book right now! @PaulProvenza , I'm gettin thru this beast in RECORD TIME today! Is there anyone u don't know?!
This weekend I'm doing comedy at a music festival with a group of friends. What's not to love about that? #bojangles
Let's not auto-assume the worst Maybe he was jerking off & he fucked up Lets hope he just pulled a Hutchence It's what he'd have wanted
Disturbing report suggests otters are knocking women unconscious and eating their heads.
A while ago I had sex with a blow up doll but just to be safe, I wore a condom. Now she's pregnant with balloons.
Tonight I will be trying a new bit, Buffalo Bill the serial killer doing stand-up, riffing on the difference between men & women.
If you're near Thornbury tonight, come on down to Farouk's olive, 711 High street, to hear me argue that we should NOT eat children FREE!
Tonight's debate topic is "Eat Children" I'm arguing against it For the 1st time ever, I will be attempting to take the moral high ground!
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- 1. Peralta N/A
- 2. Brewers N/A
- 3. Mets N/A
- 4. #AEWDynamite N/A
- 5. Hathaway N/A
- 6. Sproat N/A
- 7. Sproat N/A
- 8. #TusksUp N/A
- 9. Tobias Myers N/A
- 10. Fredo N/A
- 11. Dostal N/A
- 12. David Stearns N/A
- 13. Ajay Mitchell N/A
- 14. Clayton Keller N/A
- 15. #TheMaskedSinger N/A
- 16. #SistasOnBET N/A
- 17. Cyraxx N/A
- 18. #LGRW N/A
- 19. Milwaukee N/A
- 20. Speedway N/A
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