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RickyPerry2016

@RickyPerry2016

America's Son. Texas' Dad.

What I said was clearly an incident, I mean expedient, no, that's not right either. Dammit. Someone get me the book with the word lists


A car in every garage and a chicken in every garage also.


Maria Shriver is an Ex-Terminator.


As hard as I try I don't think I'll ever get Drake. Prolly because he's Canadian.


Small town Diners: We're about to spend a lot of time together. The answer is hashbrows. Fuck a side of fruit - all melon no berries.


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Hate shopping but still want to look good? We feel the same way. bit.ly/1IQcCQZ

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Sure I'm bad with numbers but keep in mind numbers are Arabic in origin... which side of #History do you want me on?


I would never look a gift horse in the mouth because a horses mouth is not my concern. #NotADentist #Obamacare


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This may come as an absolute shock to none of you, but the most disgusting subhumans in the world are at Universal CityWalk. 🎥


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What if ducks are a hoax? Think about it, have you ever actually seen one?


Caught a bunch of Raccoons in my garbage. Brained the alpha with one of my dress shows. @JColeNC you make a helluva size 9 loafer.


Nailed. It. I miss flip phones. No pressure.

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All work and no play makes for bad leadership. Off to c #EntourageMovie again!


Ha! JK. I know it's not Father's day weekend but every weekend should be father/mother's day. Hug your parents!


Gonna spend the day fly fishing! Happy Father's Day Weekend! #DoItForDads


Follow through. #followthru

There's a chance that former #Texas governor #RickPerry will make an announcement tomorrow about plans to run for president in 2016.



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