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Home alone still makes me laugh like a little kid. so good.
Genius at #apple said there is nothing wrong with my battery, it's normal for the battery to expand. #explode
Excited to be flying Porter again. #theymakemefeellikeimrich #flyporter
Isn't it interesting what happens when you drop the 's' from fast food. Coincidence? I think not...
Love #flyporter always a great experience! Love the complimentary #expresso and #walkershortbreadcookies. <- #yummy.
I wonder if I ever heard the best joke ever "the next rounds on me" while on my all inclusive vacation. I should have kept count.
A man just sneezed in a womans face standing in line. Frigging disgusting. But he did apologize so that makes it all better.
Think this guy drove home from St.Patties night? yfrog.com/h7jk0qej
somewhere over the rainbow the gumdrop tree falls lollipops and you know its great.
Keep forgetting #barsoap still exists... thats until i get to a hotel and i'm suddenly brought back to the pioneer days. P.S. i hate barsoap
Some bum just offered to sell me a electric toothbrush. 2 things went through my mind a) obviously stolen & b) he clearly did not need it.
Forgot how entertaining hockey moms are at minor hockey games. Hilarious.
Wait sec... if I stop masturbating I'll stop going blind?
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