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Shield Knight vampire hunter. I love Sion!!! - Bot post every 2 hours, parody, rp(!?) - Quotes and jokes

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He'll have to try harder, Sacchin. (Thank you @magiimari for the art!)

RiesBot's tweet image. He'll have to try harder, Sacchin.

(Thank you @magiimari for the art!)

Mr. Lancelot, I'm adopting Mash and there's nothing you can do to stop me!


If that’s the case, I kind of want a concert hall, you know~


Ha... Soon I'll fall into a dream-filled sleep too. It's the final curtain call. The nightmare that lasts a single night truly ends here. Goodbye, Sion. If I had one wish, it would be that we could meet again at the end of this darkness.


“Mother Riesbyfe”...? She has a stringed instrument as well? Surely, that must be me…


A pervert? Me? Isn’t it completely normal to put a heart at the end of each sentence when talking to your girlfriend in the bath?


I've finished treating your wounds... Don't look so upset, I was careful. What kind of knight would I be if I injured such a pretty face?


Me: I like to think I'm a calm person. Shiki: *Fails to read the situation and says something stupid to a woman.* Me: *Bursts into the room and dropkicks Shiki into the stratosphere.* TOHNOOOOOO!!!!


Disgusting... cute... disgusting... cute... Disgustingly cute... Huh!? I think I just saw a really happy creature... I-it was just a dream... That paradise had to be a dream.


Curses... To think that the robot would actually employ such alluring creatures... Such aesthetically charming objects! Aah... Could it be, that's its strategy for preventing me from taking actions!?


Perish, vampire! Return to ashes! I will fulfill the oath I made three years ago!


Ha... Soon I'll fall into a dream-filled sleep too. It's the final curtain call. The nightmare that lasts a single night truly ends here. Goodbye, Sion. If I had one wish, it would be that we could meet again at the end of this darkness.


Sion and me as vampires? It doesn't feel right, but we both look happy, so perhaps it isn't that bad a drawing...


Well... the two of you are... my type. You, Satsuki and me are all alike.


Aah... I so want to kick them. They'll probably be even more adorable after being kicked.


... So wonderful. It's perfect. This perfect blend of creepy and cute... ahh, I want to touch it...


... Inside a starless night. If this night was a living creature, it would be a jet black whale. I slowly awoke, as if it was spitting me out.


Sion, I don't feel so good... *Turns into a bullet.*


If that’s the case, I kind of want a concert hall, you know~


Magical Girl Amber…? No name strikes fear into the hearts of men like that one does.


No… This is… What I did was, when I returned from work and changed, it was too hot so I kind of forgot to wear pants...


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