Right Wing Tool
@RightWingTool
I compile the “Trump Report.” It’s a nightly report on Donald J Trump’s historic presidency. Sources I use are either cited or verified by me or both.
It’s Thursday, January 29, 2026. If you missed President Trump’s syncopated cabinet meeting today the Trump Report staff’s gotcha covered. _____ Signed an executive order for the “Great American Recovery Initiative” to fight drug addiction, coordinating federal efforts with…
It’s Wednesday, January 28, 2026. Banger Trump Report, incoming. Bangers tend to be long so remember to hydrate. _____ The Trump administration escalates threats against Iran as President Trump warns of an impending “massive armada” of U.S. warships and demands immediate…
It’s Tuesday, January 27, 2026. If you missed the Trump rally in Clive, IA today, the Trump Report has your six. Here’s what he said. The U.S. economy is turning around dramatically due to his tariffs, which are now benefiting farmers and creating the fastest recovery in…
It’s Monday, January 26, 2026. So, uh… who’s gotcha covered ’cause you missed Karoline Leavitt’s press briefing today? That’s right. The frigging Trump Report, that’s who. _____ The most important part was what she said President Trump demands of Gov. Tim Walz and Mayor…
Meet Melinda, a healthcare worker at @VCUHealth. She posted a series of videos encouraging people to inject ICE agents with succinylocholine, a temporary paralysis drug, and spray poison on them. She also encourages woman to go on dates with agents and drug their food. Any…
BREAKING UPDATE: West Virginia librarian Morgan Morrow has been ARRESTED following our reporting of her post appearing to recruit individuals to ass*ssinate Trump. She is charged with one count of t*rroristic threats.
Meet Morgan L. Morrow, a librarian at Jackson County Public Library in West Virginia. She appears to call for someone to ass*ssinate Trump while other commenters call to also kiII Stephen Miller, Larry Ellison, and Peter Thiel. Our tax dollars pay her salary. You can contact…
HAHAHA! So the big bad Minneapolis “Antifa General,” Kyle Wagner, who made a video calling for people to arm up against federal law enforcement, is really just another cross-dressing leftist acting tough behind a screen and keyboard. You literally can’t make this stuff up… 🤣
BREAKING - It’s been revealed Minneapolis’s “Antifa General,” AKA Kyle Wagner, who recently called for guns to be used against the federal government, is a cross-dresser who really enjoys dresses.
It’s Friday, January 23, 2026. Let’s dive right into this Trump Report. _____ A large group of anti-ICE commies occupied sections of the Minneapolis-St. Paul airport, leading to heated confrontations with passengers and a temporary standstill of terminal operations." Not one…
BREAKING: Insurrectionists are getting TAKEN DOWN and arrested in the streets of Minneapolis. INVOKE THE INSURRECTION ACT NOW!
BREAKING: ICE agents involved in a shooting in Minneapolis. The suspect was armed and is reportedly down. Pray for our law enforcement. They are under constant attack.
It’s Thursday, January 22, 2026. Okay, tonight’s Trump Report is a banger. _____ Ha ha ha!!! Our DOJ got (“Come and get me, Bondi!”) William Kelly, (pictured) along with scum bags Nekima Levy Armstrong and fellow commie Chauntyll Louisa Allen. Note: Minnesota federal…
Meet Lexie Lawler, a labor and delivery nurse at Baptist Health Boca Raton Regional Hospital (@BaptistHealthSF). She says she hopes Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt suffers a severe 4th-degree tear during childbirth and has medical complications. "I hope you f*cking rip from bow…
The Trump Report has tirelessly compiled a condensed yet concise list of President Trump’s accomplishments since the beginning of his second term. Cut and paste it and keep it in your notes. At your next family gathering this list and a couple of drinks should liven things up…
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