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Hudson is just walking around shouting “I’m so happy that I don’t have anymore diarrhea!”
Last night, my man of many years, cheated on me. I was tired...so I gave him permission. I hope you enjoyed Game of Thrones babe.
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I know this is calling for jokes but... I must be really funny looking or something cause children just stare at me and laugh. Just random stranger kids at this play place.
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