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Riley Raymer

@RileyRaymer

Actor. Singer. Emotional Enthusiast

🙌Thank you @influenster for the latest complimentary #voxbox @grownalchemist 🙌This stuff is seriously delicious #myskinstory #contest #complimentary @Influenster @grownalchemist

RileyRaymer's tweet image. 🙌Thank you @influenster for the latest complimentary #voxbox @grownalchemist
🙌This stuff is seriously delicious

#myskinstory #contest #complimentary @Influenster @grownalchemist

I drive a coworker to and from work every day. So today, like usual, I pulled over to drop her off. Only today, she didn’t come to work.... incase you wondered what it felt like to have pregnancy brain... it’s great!


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When the #quarantine is over, I want to buy this man dinner. Who is he? This might be the best thing I've seen in weeks.


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Well. If hurricane Dorian didn’t do it, hurricane Riley sure did when she didn’t latch the freezer door properly! 😭


How does my 40 lbs 3 year old sound like 10 ton elephant when she walks!?


I can hear a cat playing with a baby rattle in the hall!


Hudson cried today because she went to the potty and peed, but she wanted to poo!! Oh the disappointment kid


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Hudson and I were just playing Wonder Woman, and she killed me, I came back as a zombie and ate her brains, which she then exclaimed “oh no! My memories!”


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Hudson is just walking around shouting “I’m so happy that I don’t have anymore diarrhea!”


Last night, my man of many years, cheated on me. I was tired...so I gave him permission. I hope you enjoyed Game of Thrones babe.


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While trying to remember the term “wet Willy” she called it a “flappy nose ring”


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There has to be a word for the feeling you get when you’re mid binge of a show and then it gets removed from whatever service it was on.


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I know this is calling for jokes but... I must be really funny looking or something cause children just stare at me and laugh. Just random stranger kids at this play place.


Nothing like tripping on a potty full of pee.


Thank you @AWCanada for the plant based beyond meat burger. OMG it's amazing. I sure hope it sticks around! 🍔


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