Todd C. Pontius
@RipeToddyP
Lead singer / rhythm guitarist for the Jack Bauer Marching Band, Central PA's #3 most-acclaimed James Blunt cover band. I am an avid quiche enthusiast.
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This ditty is not about coffee, but it tells an important truth about our Senate and sound policy obstruction!
In addition to being a shpectacular deal, the 1.776 USD per gallon gas prices @sheetz today afford an exciting opportunity to buck the trend of the hackneyed 9/10 cent price addendum
"Desirable." "Sought-after." "House." Can you even be in the real estate business without knowing these three buzzterms? I would argue, simply: No.
Real-life persona aside, "Harlan Crow" sounds like the name of a Batman nemesis / generic DC Comics villain
Yesterday, I elected not to slice and apply lettuce to my sandwich because it would have meant 2 fewer minutes playing Tears of the Kingdom. I utilized the time saved to fall down the same hole twice. #TotK
"Hello everybody!!! We are Arms Wide Open, Secaucus's *Premier* Creed cover band!" (Audience roars excitedly) "AND WE JUST HEARD SOME NEWS TODAY" (Roaring intensifies)
A lot of people build their identity off of bad interpretations of a document written like 240 years ago
It's that day of the Gregorian Calendar where a certain boy band meme reemerges!
Still assertion still holds
They do say that South Philadelphia is the Athens, GA of Southeast Pennsylvania
Luke warm take: Whomever the Steelers choose with the 32nd pick (author's note: Joey Porter Jr. would be both cool and sensible!) should count as a first round draft pick. Logic here being that usually the 32nd pick is one of the first 32 picks.
They do say that South Philadelphia is the Athens, GA of Southeast Pennsylvania
One month ago, I didn't picture myself getting giddy when checking men's basketball transfer portal news. But here we are. Excited to see what the returning and new members of @PennStateMBB accomplish together! #TrustTheTrustInTheClimbWithUs
You know the old saying: "March Madness leads to Summertime Sadness" 🍀😡🌞😿
Quite a fun season. Give Shrewsbury whatever he wants for the program. New practice facility? Sure. More competitive pay for assistants? Great! A submarine? Odd, but if it helps the team, do it! 🦁
Starting to think this Cael Sanderson fellow was a pretty good hire...
They're mushrooms, but they're not packaged with all the dirt and grime. Sharks, who's ready to turn *mushrooms* into **MUCHroom** for profits?
Happy My Car's Clock is Finally Correct Again Day to all who celebrate!
Missed photographing the game winner 3.1 seconds later because I was too busy bouncing giddily. #WeAre
Thankful that Pat Calendar (inventor of the Calendar) allocated some of the days of February to s-tier months (May, etc.)
Pretty rad that this wily scamp is finally getting his own feature-length film
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