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comedian. nothin on here is serious.

Got a buddy who listens to the suicide boys on blast and snorts creatine. So I may not be doing great, but things could definitely be worse.


Cool guys smoke cigarettes


Happy new year to everyone except for the Duffer Brothers. They need to go back a couple years.


So the moral of a 10 year run in cinema is… if u came out in the 80’s u have secret powers. Also only way to beat a bad guy is tellin everyne you smoke pole. DND Liking an old person smell Extra butter w milk duds Gettin lost in the woods Is Will’s version of straight


This Marty Supreme advertising run Timothy is going on feels like a kid single handily trying to save the future of his industry. I might buy a movie ticket … probably won’t. But I might


Yep I’m eating spaghetti at 10:00 am. Mind your own business


Vecna is the man. If the government and a bunch of kids get in your way. Just keep ballin dog. Tariffs? Vecna doesn’t care Epstein? Not Vecna he doesn’t like planes or the sun Israel vs Palestine? Vecna hopes both teams just have fun.


Don’t tell me climate change isn’t real. Yesterday it was so cold I produced a stutter and could no longer locate the family jewels. 💎 During Christmas Day it’s supposed to be 62 degrees and I’m thinking about avoiding family and golfing instead.


Iowa state was the better team today. I’ve never seen a Purdue team shoot that bad. Painter is going to need to fix some serious holes. 1. TKR disappeared 2. Benter needs to be benched 3. Murphy needs to be used 4. Cox and Guccari can’t both have bad games at the same time


Good god! PSU football is getting used like the ugly girl you hit on to get to the hot friend.


People I want to see play in an NBa championship against each other Wemby vs Giannis (battle of the giants) Luka vs Tatum (LA, Boston, superstars) Pacers rematch against Thunder fully healthy (run it back Tyrese) KD vs Ant (WCF) (the battle for pettiness) Embid vs Jokic


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If Indiana won the college football national title and a few months later Purdue followed it up by winning the college basketball national title, you know what I think would happen? All of our country’s problems would be solved in 365 days because everyone across the state would…


IU football heck of a regular season. Purdue leads the football series 77-43-6 all time Oh and the “basketball school” that was IU? Purdue leads that series as well 128-93 If Cignetti coaches another 17 years until he is 81 years old going 34 -0 it would be tied


Lady with a bumper sticker that reads “glitter is my favorite color” just destroyed a curb in her jeep. Talk about the most on brand thing you’ve ever seen


Having to play @JoshAllenQB in fantasy football this week

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Watching a BYU football game because it’s the only thing on and seeing an entire sober student section is comical. It looks like the absolute worst thing to attend ever.


Purdue basketball will not lose a game and win the national championship


Boiler up. SEC basketball can suck it


I’m excited for Matt Painter landing Ertel and Sinan Huan…. But I’m not getting caught up in anything if it isn’t a natty this year right now. No more looking to the future. Braden, TKR, and Feltch gonna get one now.


Kids are weak today because never once have they had to pinch one off and make it back before commercial break.


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