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All I'm saying is that if Al-Qaeda decided to blow up Southern Cross Station, I'd be fine with it.
Got my hair trimmed and it's only a couple of inches but it feels like I might as well have just shaved it all off. Feeling absolutely naked right now.
Absolutely hating how I've not only become a morning person, I've also become someone who enjoys running in the morning. I swear there's been a witchcraft done on me.
Take your husband’s last name. Take his first name. Take his social. Assume his identity. Hide the body in a closet. You’re the husband now.
Low-key obsessed with the drama of Spanish punctuation, and thinking about different ways I can incorporate the essence into my own personality.
Just waiting for Florence + The Machine to announce Australian dates, but in like a very impatient way.
I'm wearing my favourite perfume today and it's already brought me luck. Things are looking up for old RobCoco!
I can't trust men with beards. If you're hiding your face, then you're absolutely hiding someone else. I will not be swayed on this opinion.
My cat has fallen asleep on my chest and he's snoring these cute little snores but now of course I can't get up without disturbing him, please send help.
Me: it's been a long week - I'll make sure I have a sleep-in on Saturday My cat: better re-think those plans, motherfucker!
I think I kind of won at therapy tonight. Lots of tears. Big feelings. Good work.
Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to be an aloof wife, quietly steering a campaign from behind the scenes
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