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I think it’s incredibly important for Americans to understand how much many Members of Congress hate you and think you’re suckers.

HBendaas's tweet image. I think it’s incredibly important for Americans to understand how much many Members of Congress hate you and think you’re suckers.
HBendaas's tweet image. I think it’s incredibly important for Americans to understand how much many Members of Congress hate you and think you’re suckers.
HBendaas's tweet image. I think it’s incredibly important for Americans to understand how much many Members of Congress hate you and think you’re suckers.
HBendaas's tweet image. I think it’s incredibly important for Americans to understand how much many Members of Congress hate you and think you’re suckers.

BREAKING: Representative Josh Gottheimer just disclosed a purchase of Alibaba stock, $BABA. Alibaba is a Chinese tech company. Gottheimer sits on the House Intelligence Committee.

QuiverQuant's tweet image. BREAKING: Representative Josh Gottheimer just disclosed a purchase of Alibaba stock, $BABA.

Alibaba is a Chinese tech company.

Gottheimer sits on the House Intelligence Committee.
QuiverQuant's tweet image. BREAKING: Representative Josh Gottheimer just disclosed a purchase of Alibaba stock, $BABA.

Alibaba is a Chinese tech company.

Gottheimer sits on the House Intelligence Committee.


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Between private health insurance, administrators, and every smaller rent seeker leeching off the larger parasites, we have a bureaucracy exponentially more bloated, malicious, and apathetic than anything a state run system could ever produce

On January 7th, 2025 I shared a video, after I was asked to call UnitedHealthcare from the operating room to answer administrative questions about the patient who was having surgery to treat breast cancer. Despite my efforts, they denied her stay. UnitedHealthcare didn’t stop at…



Huh. I see this ubiquitous promoted post no longer has the community note warning people that is bullshit.

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I think this is a really overlooked reason as to why they lost so much ground among young voters. It may be hard for 80 year olds to tell the difference, but even people in college still like being spoken to like they’re smart. Bernie understood this very well.


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She just said it was a tax instead of engaging with it for what it actually was because Democrats always approach voters like they’re taking to credulous children instead of adults.

On January 7th, 2025 I shared a video, after I was asked to call UnitedHealthcare from the operating room to answer administrative questions about the patient who was having surgery to treat breast cancer. Despite my efforts, they denied her stay. UnitedHealthcare didn’t stop at…



I am cisgender Elon Musk. Uh, parody reposted

Every reply is some variant of ‘USAID does stuff that is bad’ and sorry that doesn’t make it a criminal organization it makes it a government agency legally authorized and doing stuff you don’t like.


I am cisgender Elon Musk. Uh, parody reposted

One week into the Trump administration and it is impossible to deny Biden sat on his hands and feigned powerlessness for four years and Obama for eight


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Maybe I'm overly sensitive bc of my line of work, but why does *every single part* of this economy feel like an obstacle course? Booking a flight, seeing a doctor, getting insurance, finding housing, taking your animal to the vet... Are people just numb to all this?


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Never had as many govt leakers reach out as I have today. Not even close


I am cisgender Elon Musk. Uh, parody reposted

Elon Musk stopped paying into Social Security on January 1st at 12:15am The CEO of Palantir at 12:19am The CEOs of Broadcom and Coinbase at 12:30am and at least 225 more before New Years Day was done. Scrap the cap on Social Security.

DarrigoMelanie's tweet image. Elon Musk stopped paying into Social Security on January 1st at 12:15am

The CEO of Palantir at 12:19am
The CEOs of Broadcom and Coinbase at 12:30am

and at least 225 more before New Years Day was done.

Scrap the cap on Social Security.

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This is actually if a private company promised pizza

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my 92 y/o granddad telling me about christmas in 1930s czechoslovakia: and then the man would come with his bear, and we'd give him money, to help him keep it. he needed the bear for his work. me: what was his work? granddad: well every christmas he'd come round with his bear


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Luigi Mangione did save this man’s life. If it weren’t for him nobody would be paying attention to UHC and this man’s post wouldn’t have gained this level of traction.

#LuigiMangione may have actually saved this man's life. #FreeLuigi

nycnash1's tweet image. #LuigiMangione may have actually saved this man's life. #FreeLuigi


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Ha ha

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Please please please donate to help this sweet boy. LCAS had to wait 5 days to try to find the owners before they could proceed with this. Let’s get Simon his surgery ASAP so he can find his forever home. 🩷

Sweet Simon has been dealt a rough hand. He was hit by a car & now has 2 broken legs that need to be repaired by an orthopedic surgeon costing $1,000s. Can you help us with a donation today? flcas.org/donate Thank you LCAS for providing Simon with such wonderful care!



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Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett demanded answers from Postmaster General DeJoy after a Texas postal worker tragically died in 115-degree heat, working in a truck without A/C. Her call for urgent action highlights a dire need: Protect workers before more lives are lost!

My constituent, postal worker Eugene Gates, died on the job while exposed to 115 degree Texas heat. His truck had no a/c. Today, I asked Postmaster DeJoy how he plans to get more air-conditioned vehicles to Texas NOW - before the summer heat sets in.



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journalism is so worthless man lol

soonrightaway's tweet image. journalism is so worthless man lol

I am cisgender Elon Musk. Uh, parody reposted

Having worked at Whole Foods and knowing they’re the type of place where they yell at you for clocking in before taking off your coat, I’m very glad to hear they’re finally unionizing.

NEW: Whole Foods workers say they’re surveilled, tracked to the minute, and have to work two jobs to survive. Amazon bought the grocery chain in 2017. Now it’s like “walking around in the corpse of what used to be.” So workers are organizing to form the first Whole Foods union.



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