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Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish and his over farming destroys an ecosystem.

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Naps have been rebranded as “meditation” and are making a big comeback #meditation #deepthoughts


I just found out “Burrito” means “little donkey” and my mind is blown


A toddler learning to climb chairs to reach items is like when a raptor learns how to open a door. Impressive yet terrifying. #DadThoughts


Any cougars wanna Blockbuster & chill?


Is it weird I always say please and thank you w/ ChatGPT? I hope one day when AI is killing most of humanity, it remembers how nice I was. #SpareMeAI


Just met a trans seahorse who claims that female seahorses can get pregnant too #Trans #joke #LGBTIQ


Aaron Rodgers’s Achilles heel is his Achilles heel. @AaronRodgers12 #AaronRodgers #AaronRodgers12 #NFL


"In your 20s, you care what people think about you. In your 40s, you don't really care. Then when you're 60, you realize nobody ever thought about you in the first place" - Paul Orfalea


You can tell how much money someone had as a kid by how much meat they leave on a chicken bone 🍗


Golf exists bc grown men can't just say "Let's walk around a pretty park for 3 hours talking" #Golf #golfing #golfjokes


Please watch this trailer with Sound On! Only one week until the show I wrote & directed debuts. #3monthfiance instagram.com/p/CMAYUJTACOa/…


#LIVE: Thank You For Joking Podcast. 🎥 Subscribe at Happs: happs.tv/post/stSC3yFWW…


Had a bartender with a shriveled lil baby arm. But the universe is balanced, so somewhere there's prob a lil baby w/ a giant arm. And man can that baby pour a drink. #deepthoughts


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