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only the fucking tartarus pits of Pre-Scholar Dark Souls 2 PVP could produce a diamond like this.
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27 years ago today on January 12th, 1996, Bio-Dome was released. Thank you guys for making it a fun cult classic. Viva los Bio-Dome, dooooodz!
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