Fork in Mordor
@RobertStringe14
Incognito Gandalf : Please do not ask me to perform magic tricks, as I’m in disguise. Oh and I still really don’t like the self-servatives!
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No but I’ll bet it gets ridden a lot!
Scissors?
I had paper in one hand & socks in the other. Guess what i threw into the fire 🤦🏼♀️
I wonder if Musk has considered an abolition of the USA? Fifty sovereign countries? I wonder how fast he would crawl up Newsom’s as…..
No-one thinks you’re kidding, we just think you’re a moron MAGAlomaniac.
Groundhog Day?
My ex-workplace lunchtime companion & I continue to meet, in public places, several times a year. Sometimes we do a museum or gallery; recently we went to see a film. Then my spouse told me they wanted to see the film. I said nothing but had to sit through the film a 2nd time.
Marge and Tina.
A Smegma.
Yes! There should be 10 commandments!
Fish chops.
Farage is flogging Reform FC shirts. Any idea what the 'FC' might stand for..?
It’s very easy to see the slight of hand in this one. You’ve been duped!
An umbrella with four handles? What a waste of god!
Just spotted Fr Calvin Robinson enjoying a camping holiday on a site quite near us…
Retrognathia Invertebrate Agenesis.
If Nigel Farage was a destination on What3Words, what would he be?
The Larpers.
Name this new sitcom about two con men who enjoy dressing up as farmers.
You got bot! Bot make angry snot!
I am speakings the english very well. Me not bottings
Exactly! I too have long thought, the guy is a complete wok handle!!
I am speakings the english very well. Me not bottings
Do you want to see Michelle Mone bankrupted? Give me a HELL YEAH, if you do.
The world could have stopped the genocide in Gaza. Instead, governments — including our own — allowed Israel to act with total impunity. Israel’s reckless strikes on Iran are the product of that impunity. They represent a shameful failure of global leadership. And they are a…
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