Samantha Lynn
@RoblingT
Knitter. Writer. Artist. In other words, professionally unemployed...
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Questionable foreign policy positions: * He'll do it, he's crazy * I know YOU are but what am I? * No, YOU'RE a poopyhead! * He was going to hit us back first * Don't make me come down there Collect 'em all!
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One good thing about winter finally settling in is that the Sinus Gnomes have left off hitting the roots of my teeth with tiny xylophone mallets... Of course, now I have Colon Gnomes, but such is life.
It must be fall, the recycle-bins are beginning to turn.
"Erm, excuse me, the Artful Dodger told me to wait here...?"
I was out of Can't Even when I woke up this morning...
This year has been so cruel. I’m worn out. I don’t have a joke here.
The new sump-pump is *much* quicker to anger when we accidentally buy the wrong sort of bog-roll. This vexes me. I am terribly vexed.
THIS. Thisthisthis. The common element to artforms I don't "get", like dance and jazz and poetry and mysteries, is linearity in time...
Well, y'know, last week there *was* this TO-TAL E-CLIPSE OF THE SUN!...
To call 2017 a dumpster fire is a slander against dumpster fires.
Chameleons are fun cause they'll grab anything you give them.
For surely this is the darkest one.
Nonononono it is not time for pumpkin-spice and halloween candy STOP RUSHING ME THROUGH MY LIFE.
Things learned while editing: 3) Existential dread makes it harder to edit, even when editing stories about existential dread.
So apparently I can only actually Fiction whilst in the *correct* state of existential dread, but I finally updated: hiraeth.dreamwidth.org/16210.html
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