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(Demiboy He/They) Just your friendly neighbourhood gay robot Pic by @kingleadhalla Header by @bioatomic

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Balgran the Singed, a grumpy, anti-social skeleton blacksmith and cleric, and Hunter, a "carefree" Warforged bounty hunter and gunslinger. Both of them are characters of mine for an upcoming D&D campaign. These lovely boys are drawn by the incredibly talented @bioatomic

RobustRobutt's tweet image. Balgran the Singed, a grumpy, anti-social skeleton blacksmith and cleric, and Hunter, a "carefree" Warforged bounty hunter and gunslinger.

Both of them are characters of mine for an upcoming D&D campaign.

These lovely boys are drawn by the incredibly talented @bioatomic
RobustRobutt's tweet image. Balgran the Singed, a grumpy, anti-social skeleton blacksmith and cleric, and Hunter, a "carefree" Warforged bounty hunter and gunslinger.

Both of them are characters of mine for an upcoming D&D campaign.

These lovely boys are drawn by the incredibly talented @bioatomic

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DO NOT THE BIRD

Birds… tape or gag is the question 🤔 🦅 @RaniBirb 📷 me



PSA: When a call center employee asks for your date of birth, they're asking for your date of birth. Not your social security number. Not your mother's maiden name. Not the name of your first pet. Not what Marion two houses over put in her husband's coffee. Your date of birth.


Psa for lawyers calling any call center: If you're calling for yourself or a family member/friend who isn't a client, and you introduce yourself as an attorney, you're just advertising that being a lawyer is your whole personality, and that you're here to argue as much as you can


Friendly reminder that if some call center employee is making you jump through annoying, beurocratic hoops for a seemingly simple case, chances are they're less thrilled about it than you.


[Customer] has joined the chat. C: ??? [Me] has joined the chat. Me: Hi, my name is [Name], how may I help you? C: It was written by you (plural) ? Me: What was written where? -3 minutes later- Me: If you want help, I will need details. [Customer] has left the chat.


Me, to customer over the phone: I'll have to send a ticket to our technicians to see what can be done. There's currently a lot of traffic there, so I can't guarantee a response today. Customer: You're going to have to, I'm a customer! Me: So is everyone else they're dealing with.


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always ready for anything 🦾🩵

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In a discord VC while playing Drug Dealer Simulator Me: Oh shit, I gotta water my weed Friend: Oh, same! Me realizing they don't have the game:

RobustRobutt's tweet image. In a discord VC while playing Drug Dealer Simulator

Me: Oh shit, I gotta water my weed
Friend: Oh, same!
Me realizing they don't have the game:

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Gabriel Ultrakills pancakes


Best part of watching American cooking videos as a European, is hearing the person call stuff I see in every grocery store "hard to get a hold of", while casually throwing in shit I've never even heard of as if it grows in abundance in every crack in every sidewalk.


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I couldn't see any barafied cars, so I did it myself I turned my favorite type of car into a hunk, meet Clutch!

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I turned my favorite type of car into a hunk, meet Clutch!

Hot roped into a yoga session at work cause it was blocking the path to my desk, and I didn't have any pressing matters, so why not. The one leading the session gave me several sincere compliments on my breathing technique. All I was doing was trying not to fucking die.


Customer after cussing out customer service rep. on the phone: That'll show them. Bet they're shitting themselves now. Customer service rep to coworkers: - and then they said, "I'm canceling my subscription ant telling everyone I know. You're gonna lose so much money!" Coworkers:


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Axer Veicht, dragon alchemist

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Bought some spicy noodles at one of those shops that sell primarily middle-eastern and asian foods. I thought they were "spicy", as in adjusted for European palates. But no. They were proper Asian spicy I am in tears, but I can't stop, cause they're delicious.


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