Rod DeSantis (Parody)
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🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS - IRANS WARNING TO AMERICA🚨🚨 Iran thanks Joe Biden for the $6 Billion to fund Hamas. Demands $6 Billion more, or face destruction. Tells United States not to get involved with Israel.
🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS - IRANS WARNING TO AMERICA🚨🚨 Iran thanks Joe Biden for the $6 Billion to fund Hamas. Demands $6 Billion more, or face destruction. Tells United States not to get involved with Israel.
Did someone say a storm was here? Could have sworn it was Hurricane Idalia!
I’ve changed my mind.. If I want to be President in 2024, I can’t allow the toll kickbacks I would receive in my campaign to go to waste. I’ve UN-WAIVED the tolls. Pay the cost, or get wrecked by Hurricane Idalia. You chose to live in a rich man’s state.. Pay your share.
At my direction, @MyFDOT is waiving tolls in the Tampa area and the Big Bend. This will help ease the burden on families in the path of the storm.
Fani Willis tried saying Trump wasn’t 6 foot 3 and 215lbs.. Trump got so mad he charged Fani Willis with presidential harassment for initially typing 275lbs instead of 215lbs. The Fulton County Courthouse is a madhouse. #TrumpMugShot = shit show!
🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨🚨 - In a twisted turn of events, Donald Trump has now taken Fani Willis mugshot! The #TrumpMugShot has backfired - Trump and Vivek can now be heard yelling about “5D Chess”. Mark Meadows has passed out, and Jim Jordan, Byron Donald, Don Jr are drunk!
🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨🚨 - In a twisted turn of events, Donald Trump has now taken Fani Willis mugshot! The #TrumpMugShot has backfired - Trump and Vivek can now be heard yelling about “5D Chess”. Mark Meadows has passed out, and Jim Jordan, Byron Donald, Don Jr are drunk!
This is the REAL #TrumpMugShot Red Tie confirmed! Trump is 6 foot 3 215 pounds
#TrumpMugShot just released! It’s being reported that Serge Kovaleski was taking the photo in the courthouse, when Trump blurted out, “Ahh I don’t know what I said.. I don’t remember!!” Kovaleski, “visibly shaking”, was escorted out. More updates on this story coming soon!
🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨🚨 - In a twisted turn of events, Donald Trump has now taken Fani Willis mugshot! The #TrumpMugShot has backfired - Trump and Vivek can now be heard yelling about “5D Chess”. Mark Meadows has passed out, and Jim Jordan, Byron Donald, Don Jr are drunk!
#TrumpMugShot just released! It’s being reported that Serge Kovaleski was taking the photo in the courthouse, when Trump blurted out, “Ahh I don’t know what I said.. I don’t remember!!” Kovaleski, “visibly shaking”, was escorted out. More updates on this story coming soon!
Trump is now screaming “#OurFlagMeansDeath” in the hallway, and says he refuses to take his #TrumpMugShot Mark Meadows is crying and telling Trump to be reasonable. Don Jr has broken out the glasses of champagne. Fani Willis is mad!🤬 Fulton County Courthouse is a MADHOUSE!
#TrumpMugShot just released! It’s being reported that Serge Kovaleski was taking the photo in the courthouse, when Trump blurted out, “Ahh I don’t know what I said.. I don’t remember!!” Kovaleski, “visibly shaking”, was escorted out. More updates on this story coming soon!
Mark Meadows is now pleading with Trump and Vivek in the Fulton County Courthouse to take the correct #TrumpMugShot Meadows is reassuring Trump that taking a normal photo will not hurt. Marjorie Taylor Greene and Jim Jordan are still making out in the corner to pass time.
#TrumpMugShot just released! It’s being reported that Serge Kovaleski was taking the photo in the courthouse, when Trump blurted out, “Ahh I don’t know what I said.. I don’t remember!!” Kovaleski, “visibly shaking”, was escorted out. More updates on this story coming soon!
#BlacksForTrump & Don Jr have released a statement just now: “Release Donald Trump OR ELSE!” Fani Willis is still waiting for the #TrumpMugShot Apparently Trump is not cooperating with taking a “normal picture.” Marjorie was seen making out with Jim Jordan to pass time.
#TrumpMugShot just released! It’s being reported that Serge Kovaleski was taking the photo in the courthouse, when Trump blurted out, “Ahh I don’t know what I said.. I don’t remember!!” Kovaleski, “visibly shaking”, was escorted out. More updates on this story coming soon!
#FaniWillisMadamDA is currently in a shouting match with Jim Jordan, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Byron Donalds, Vivek and Trump.. She's calling them Losers and saying they WILL be convicted of RICO charges and spend the rest of their lives in jail. 3 #TrumpMugShot's taken now.
#TrumpMugShot just released! It’s being reported that Serge Kovaleski was taking the photo in the courthouse, when Trump blurted out, “Ahh I don’t know what I said.. I don’t remember!!” Kovaleski, “visibly shaking”, was escorted out. More updates on this story coming soon!
#AndJustLikeThat, Trump and Vivek arrive back at the Fulton County Courthouse and Fulton County Jail to retake the #TrumpMugShot DA Fani Willis can be heard visibly yelling at Jim Jordan and Byron Donalds to get ready to take their mugshots as well with new RICO indictments.
#TrumpMugShot just released! It’s being reported that Serge Kovaleski was taking the photo in the courthouse, when Trump blurted out, “Ahh I don’t know what I said.. I don’t remember!!” Kovaleski, “visibly shaking”, was escorted out. More updates on this story coming soon!
#FaniWillisMadamDA is not happy Trump was allowed to take his mugshot like this. She is asking for a redo on the #TrumpMugShot Currently, she says if he does not take another, that charges of obstruction will be filed. Vivek and Trump headed back to Fulton County Jail now.
#TrumpMugShot just released! It’s being reported that Serge Kovaleski was taking the photo in the courthouse, when Trump blurted out, “Ahh I don’t know what I said.. I don’t remember!!” Kovaleski, “visibly shaking”, was escorted out. More updates on this story coming soon!
#TrumpArrest and #TrumpMugShot updates: Jim Jordan and Byron Donalds, along with Vivek Ramaswami have posted bail for Donald Trump. Vivek and Trump leaving in same car together!
#TrumpMugShot just released! It’s being reported that Serge Kovaleski was taking the photo in the courthouse, when Trump blurted out, “Ahh I don’t know what I said.. I don’t remember!!” Kovaleski, “visibly shaking”, was escorted out. More updates on this story coming soon!
#TrumpArrest has happened and hear is the #TrumpMugShot It's being reported that Vivek Ramaswami was waiting there as well!
#TrumpMugShot just released! It’s being reported that Serge Kovaleski was taking the photo in the courthouse, when Trump blurted out, “Ahh I don’t know what I said.. I don’t remember!!” Kovaleski, “visibly shaking”, was escorted out. More updates on this story coming soon!
Live from Fulton County Jail! The Trump Mug Shot you've all been waiting for!
#TrumpMugShot just released! It’s being reported that Serge Kovaleski was taking the photo in the courthouse, when Trump blurted out, “Ahh I don’t know what I said.. I don’t remember!!” Kovaleski, “visibly shaking”, was escorted out. More updates on this story coming soon!
#TrumpMugShot just released! It’s being reported that Serge Kovaleski was taking the photo in the courthouse, when Trump blurted out, “Ahh I don’t know what I said.. I don’t remember!!” Kovaleski, “visibly shaking”, was escorted out. More updates on this story coming soon!
"Roll that fat ass down a hill" model!
You can say whatever you want about Chris Christie but we can all agree last night he took home the award for “roll model” of the GOP debate
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