Rod Schlong
@RodSchlong
Musings, mutterings and man perspectives from a fully fledged member of the male species.
First photo released from #PippasWedding #PippaMiddleton apparently she wanted a dress to take the attention away from her arse this time
my hairy chest
Now you mention it, yes it was him. People with beards what are you hiding?
the latter
mental health issues "mummy died whilst cavorting in Paris and I couldn't talk about it" vs park bench, piss, booze, piss
people - you only heard the voices of insanity on Brexit...and you only listened to the vocal politically motivated on Bremain...get a grip
funny how educated people think they now know everything from soundbites, and biased media reflecting their owners'' agendas #brexitbollox
Hmm..thanks Nina @ShellStationsUK. Hopefully all those 'responsible' motorists will stay in the car #Zoolander ;)
@RodSchlong Hi Rod, It's safe to use your mobile inside your car. You scan the code from there & leave it to fill up :) ~ Nina
I'll miss "unexpected item in bagging area" - it was the 7th most popular euphemism for anal sex sicktionary.usvsth3m.com/topic/anal-sex/
Noticing men wearing blazers with t-shirts again. "Look at me! I'm 8 and I'm CEO of my macaroni & cheese!" Fuck off all of you.
The best bird sh*t self portrait you will see all day
Just back from a lovely weekend in the Caribbean with Pam. Hired a yacht, and sailed the Windward Passage with her for the first time.
As a fine, upstanding member of the community I will vote for someone who resonates with me...but which one? They all do in their own ways.
Apparently @David_Cameron doesn't want this picture online. Please make sure you delete all copies and don't RT it.
Walking down the high street, saw a bloke with his selfie-stick out. What a nob!
Weekend plans, anyone? I am spending time with Pamela and her five sisters. Care to join me?
United States Trends
- 1. Good Thursday N/A
- 2. #MIKIMOTOSGxFreen N/A
- 3. SAROCHA AT MIKIMOTO SG OPENING N/A
- 4. Board of Peace N/A
- 5. Rafael Tudares N/A
- 6. Cirstea N/A
- 7. Osaka N/A
- 8. Wawrinka N/A
- 9. #QG542 N/A
- 10. Cuomo N/A
- 11. Fredo N/A
- 12. Cyraxx N/A
- 13. Lagos N/A
- 14. Peralta N/A
- 15. Hathaway N/A
- 16. Brewers N/A
- 17. #ArknightsEndfield N/A
- 18. Winter Storm Watch N/A
- 19. #AustralianOpen N/A
- 20. #AusOpen N/A
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