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@RoderiqueTim

I identify as a Japanese candy bar

My dad @sucktitsdoh says Scottie Scheffler having more wins since 22 than the @AZCardinals @Patriots @Panthers @ChicagoBears @Titans is the equivalent to the salad bar @rubytuesday. And he hates salada


Irving might be the dumbest dude ever


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Crowds at Busch stadium were noticeably louder and more energetic the last couple of games. A number of players noticed it and said they feed off of it. #STLCards


America has so got its balls back


Way to go @Athletics you guys really made it hard to leave. @espn them layoffs really hurting ya huh

RoderiqueTim's tweet image. Way to go @Athletics you guys really made it hard to leave. @espn them layoffs really hurting ya huh

Her me out @Cardinals this all started once @DannyMacTV left. Can we workout a deal to have jimmy ballgame on the coaching staff as a hitting whatever and Danny boy replace jimmy? We’ve all suffered enough.


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Worth watching

The Bobby Kennedy video Meta doesn’t want you to see, narrated by Woody Harrelson.



You think Chip is still late night texting his ex after these last two weeks of @Cardinals baseball?


Cant wait for this post game. Highlight of the game


Remember when Mo said we have 6 pitchers?! We blew an offseason opportunity and I just hope everyone has fun.


This is getting pathetic.


Are salad bars ever coming back the the grocery stores? Really could use them as a lunch option again


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The movement has started. #bauer2stl @Cardinals you put him and @Jack9Flaherty at the top with @UncleCharlie50 to follow, you got yourself a rotation and team nobody would want to see. @imospizza send @BauerOutage some pizza for good measure. @sucktitsdoh @RoderiqueTim


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Jordan Walker is 1 of 3 players to win back-to-back STL Minor League Player of the Year honors. RETWEET, FOLLOW @CardsPlayerDev & REPLY TAGGING 2 FRIENDS for a chance to win this signed ball! One winner to be chosen randomly on Dec. 22 at 1PM CT. Rules: atmlb.com/2zyo9ce

CardsPlayerDev's tweet image. Jordan Walker is 1 of 3 players to win back-to-back STL Minor League Player of the Year honors.

RETWEET, FOLLOW @CardsPlayerDev & REPLY TAGGING 2 FRIENDS for a chance to win this signed ball!

One winner to be chosen randomly on Dec. 22 at 1PM CT. Rules: atmlb.com/2zyo9ce

I wonder what excuse we are going to hear this time from @Cardinals as to why we only signed a bag of used balls this offseason. “It just wasn’t in the cards”? Lets go guys this team is a few players away from actually competing. Im sick of this limp in and hope to get hot BS!


Showed my daughter Billy Madison and now she thinks shes Miles Davis. What really is upsetting though is my wife has absolutely no idea why our daughter is peeing her pants again. @AdamSandler


To everyone that bashed Goldy and Nado and magically become an expert Infectious Disease physician over night. You are a chode.


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