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anyone got lactaid?

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RETWEET if you stand with the Obamas against Trump’s racist attacks!

DisavowTrump20's tweet image. RETWEET if you stand with the Obamas against Trump’s racist attacks!

Canadians do channel all their rage into their geese.

To any wacko heads who believe this story I invite you to go find a goose in a pond and carry it away. Call me if you live.



I hope @MarkHamill , @HarrisonFordLA and @ADaniels3PO are somehow also descended from the kings of Gondor because l know I speak for millions when I say I can’t take any more of this. #restinpower #JamesEarlJones 💔


#PicardFinale Laris: Hello? ……. Anyone?


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Stop what you are doing and oh my goodness!!! 🥰 🎥 Imgur/dolphinyaso


I think my Rite Aid is so understaffed that they’ve just stopped answering the phone completely. What’s the deal, @riteaid ? This is actually dangerous for many customers. #riteaideastaurora


After I finished ordering my cards (which I drew myself, koff koff), Shutterfly suggested I consider some gifts like these, taking it upon itself to dig through the photos on my iPad. Next year’s card is done! #StarTrek @jonathansfrakes @wilw

RogueMonkeys's tweet image. After I finished ordering my cards (which I drew myself, koff koff), Shutterfly suggested I consider some gifts like these, taking it upon itself to dig through the photos on my iPad.

Next year’s card is done!
#StarTrek 
@jonathansfrakes @wilw

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'Horror' comes from a Latin verb meaning "to bristle" or "to shudder"—from the idea that a horrified person's hair stands on end. merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/…


I love nuts.com, but their packages are really poorly labeled, especially when you’re extremely light-sensitive and working in a fairly dark kitchen. And that’s how I ended up with dried black beans in my sunflower butter-pumpkin muffins instead of pepitas.


WHERE IS ALL THE RYE, @CanyonGFree ?! I’m getting desperate here.


WHY IS EVERYTHING IN MY KITCHEN STICKY


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Caring Larro can't resist checking in on her friends to make sure they are tucked in for the night at our Nairobi Nursery, a specialist centre for orphaned animals. Your support gives individuals like her a second chance. Find out how: sheldrickwildlifetrust.org/orphans/larro


I don't know what these Land's End swimsuit models are wearing, but it's sure not these bathing suits.

RogueMonkeys's tweet image. I don't know what these Land's End swimsuit models are wearing, but it's sure not these bathing suits.
RogueMonkeys's tweet image. I don't know what these Land's End swimsuit models are wearing, but it's sure not these bathing suits.
RogueMonkeys's tweet image. I don't know what these Land's End swimsuit models are wearing, but it's sure not these bathing suits.

Falcon and Winter Soldier missed a great chance for a “Knives Out” joke today.


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Evidence is mounting that The Force has been with us... ALWAYS.

Breaking News: Evidence is mounting that a tiny subatomic particle is being influenced by forms of matter and energy that are not yet known to science but which may nevertheless affect the nature and evolution of the universe. nyti.ms/3uzXOCb



Jadzia re: Little Mermaid: She trades her magical life under the sea for a pair of legs to walk on land. Melora: Did she live happily ever after? Jadzia: [sad silence] Me: *WHAT?!*


Me too, bear. Me too.

I am constantly stuck somewhere.



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Forest chills crawl through until the sun does its due and lets us be warm. #bearku


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