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Roll Slayers

@RollSlayers

A 5e D&D podcast where 5 cool ladies (& a jug of mayo) try to save the realm. Action, adventure, & possibly converting to Bahamut await! ON ITUNES NOW

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Playing #DnD for four and half hours straight. We’re doing it right. Our #DM also has an artistic side. #dungeonsanddragons #rpg #girlnerds #ladynerds #FriendshipGoals

RollSlayers's tweet image. Playing #DnD for four and half hours straight. We’re doing it right. Our #DM also has an artistic side. #dungeonsanddragons #rpg #girlnerds #ladynerds #FriendshipGoals

Today’s game day!! Soon there’ll be much crying, arguing, and MAYO!! Here’s how #RollSlayers keep track of fight order. How about y’all? #DungeonsAndDragons #dnd #podcast #rpg

RollSlayers's tweet image. Today’s game day!! Soon there’ll be much crying, arguing, and MAYO!!

Here’s how #RollSlayers keep track of fight order. How about y’all?

#DungeonsAndDragons #dnd #podcast #rpg

#Sorcerer: I roll an #arcana check. #DM: Ok some of the books feel kinda magical but you find one that looks like it’s wrapped in people skin w/ a mouthful of teeth S: Hey guys this one looks really weird. What should we- #Barbarian: READ FROM THAT BOOK OUT LOUD #dnd #responsible


#Paladin: I use divine sense #DM: How wide is that? P: 60 ft DM: You sense something bad below you P: Something below us is bad, guys. #Bard: *knowing growl* It’s the devil. DM: Yes, you sensed so hard you feel hell. P: *happily*Hell’s just 60 ft below us, guys! #RollSlayers #dnd


#Bard: ok there’s a door? #DM: yes there is Bard: I walk up to it. Does it have a handle? DM: yes Bard: ok I grab the handle &push- oh no what if it’s a pull! this could be embarrassing. Is there a sign that says push or pull? DM: no Bard: OH NOOO!!! #reallife #dnd #RollSlayers


We’ve got exactly what you need on your boring Thursday: an all girl episode of #DND confronting the imaginary evil... of SOCIAL FAUX PAS!! Also there’s evil evil...if you’re into that kinda thing #RollSlayers #RPG enterthetwinbrain.com/roll-slayers/i…


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#DM: The #grell goes to attack Jesrith. He’ll slap- Jesrith: Wait. I’m on the other side of the room. DM: So... Jesrith: So he’s already injured & he’s dragging his bleeding body all the way to me to slap me?! DM: I randomized who to attack. Jesrith:...sure. #dnd #DMIsOutToGetYou


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The lucky 13th episode of #Twinbrain is live! ‘Why’s it lucky?’ No one asks. Because we have finished the first season of #BuffyTheVampireSlayer!! Don’t listen. We’re weirdos. #podcast #bestfriends itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/twi…


#DM: The #grell goes to attack you again because he’s sad he missed his quarry. #Barbarian: His “Cory”? DM: What?...No... (Sometime Later) Barbarian: I attack & scream “YOU WILL WEEP WITH CORY IN HELL!” DM:There never was a...never mind. #dnd #BeatingAJokeIntoTheGround


#Halfling: They were too happy. Like they had found a pharmaceutical way to be happy. #DM: What’s a pharmaceutical? Halfling:... like they had found a...alchemical? way to be happy. #DND #WhatAreWordsAnyway #RollSlayers


#Paladin: I got D20s if you need it. #Barbarian: *looks over at dice* Or D-anything. #Bard: She got all the D’s! #DM: *hangs head* #DND #dungeonsanddragons #D20IfYoureNatty #ThisIsHighbrowHumor!!


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