Nicole Cox
@RoutinelyWeird
College Student. Local Nuisance. Amazingly Unhelpful.
they said it couldn’t be done. they said it shouldn’t be done. once it was done, they said “goddammit this sucks” yes, it’s “Chop Suey” in the style of the B-52s
Live footage of the guy inside my brain making it run
.@PerlaPell has a 27-take limit. #DocumentaryNow's "Original Cast Album: Co-Op" tonight 11P on @IFC.
I WATCHED THE MOST WHOLESOME AND FUNNY VIDEO ON FACEBOOK TODAY THAT NEEDED TO BE SHARED
How tenured professors come to class after getting shitty student evaluations
Ladies, if he’s: - ██████████ - ██████████ - ██████████ - ██████████ He’s not your man. He’s Michael Flynn.
#NC09 GOP candidate @MarkHarrisNC9’s campaign appears to have sent people door to door in rural Robeson & Bladen Counties to steal absentee ballots from elderly black voters and complete them for Harris. There were 1300+ such ballots in those counties in a race Harris won by 905.
Me: *destroys spider web Spider: wow Me: *puts up fake spider web Spider: WOW
Let’s get 🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃🎃 🍂🍂 🍂 🍂 🍂🍂 🍂 🍂 👻👻 👻 👻 👻 👻 👻 👻 👻👻 🕷🕷 🕷 🕷 🕷 🕷 🕷 🕷 🕷🕷 🦇 🦇 🦇 🦇 🦇🦇 🦇 🦇 🦇 🦇 🕸 🕸 🕸🕸 🕸 🕸 🕸
LADIES imagine this, its 15 years from now. your son is up to bat. your daughter is cheering him on in the stands. your husband is nowhere to be found, you start to worry he’ll miss the game. suddenly, a tiny red convertible pulls up on the field. its your husband, Stuart Little
scarlett johansson: ur too late fool i’ve already taken ur role in the next Jurassic World Brachiosaurus: u absolute bitch
Murderer: *stops murdering me* Me: what’s wrong? Murderer: you don’t know this about me, but I love to cook. Blue apron makes it easier than ever to prepare gourmet meals at home,
[After the rabbit uprising] DAY 1: aww they like to wear our belts DAY 2: aww they're sword aficionados DAY 3:
![flashember's tweet image. [After the rabbit uprising]
DAY 1: aww they like to wear our belts
DAY 2: aww they're sword aficionados
DAY 3:](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4VC3ixW8AA3xcd.jpg)
I took every shot from behind-the-scenes featurettes where Dr. Strange is in front of a greenscreen, and edited him into a waterpark.
When you turn your playstation on with the TV volume at anything above 5.
If all sports gambling is legal, what’s gonna stop Trump from using that almanac he stole from Marty McFly?
How I feel when I receive the slightest criticism gocomics.com/nancy/2018/04/… via @GoComics
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