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Whitney Rowe

@RoweWhitney

attorney. cat mom. semi-adult.

I have to wash my hair tomorrow, so naturally I have a strong urge to chop it off ✂️


Today I discovered dill pickle pork skins. My life has never been more complete.


It’s only Monday and I have reached singing the Lizzie McGuire movie soundtrack with a @trulyseltzer in the shower level breakdown. If you are considering being an attorney, don’t.


The fact that @benandjerrys nondairy is double the price is discriminatory. So l I’m lactose intolerant 🙄


Got banned from my subdivision FB group and I’ve never been more proud. I’ll hi-five anyone who infiltrates it.


Honestly, at this point @Starbucks should just sponsor my bar prep. Before long it would be cheaper to own a Starbucks.


I can’t order @CrackerBarrel buttermilk pie on @DoorDash and I’ve never been more upset


Y’all my husband doesn’t know who Travis Tritt is. Do I throw the whole man away or?? @Travistritt


Hey @butterball I want a refund. My wishbone split dead even. #NotFair


Waylon Jennings telling me to be a doctor or lawyer is where I went wro my in life. I’ll still never be home and always be alone even with someone I love. 🤷🏼‍♀️


Realizing in 27 years old and never had a PB&J. How is that possible?!


Whitney Rowe reposted

if i start smiling at yo texts i’m blocking you


2.5 weeks later a ticket is created and within 2 weeks someone will come out to “look” and then who knows how long before they set up service after that. @ATT is a joke. Hope you plan on paying for the work and classes I miss.


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