Princess* Luna
@RoyalNightShift
Problematic Pony Princess (Parody, non-RP)
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“It’s what it’s.”
This year, I resolve to finally start using contractions! It’is long overdue. Look, I’am trying. #NewYearsResolutions #MLPFiM
#HappyNewYear What will the Moon look like on your birthday this year? Will it be nearly full? 🌕 Or perhaps a thin crescent? 🌒 Show us with your Moon emoji! go.nasa.gov/3nZNlNg
This year, I resolve to finally start using contractions! It’is long overdue. Look, I’am trying. #NewYearsResolutions #MLPFiM
Look outside. Is it night? It is? Will it be ANY darker at midnight? No? Then HAPPY NEW YEAR because time is an illusion.
The night shall last forever!
Happy Hearth’s Warming! May your day be joyful and bright... if you enjoy that sort of thing. Direct any complaints about the day to Celestia.
I have already over-eaten and #HearthsWarming has not even commenced yet. Retirement REIGNS. #MLPFiM
A Happy Hearth’s Warming Eve to all except the Rainbow Door Dash delivery mare who keeps eating my hay fries. No, I do not use Rainbow Door Dash. She just sneaks in and takes them! #MLPFiM #HearthsWarming
Slanderous allegations about my dietary habits are made. Also: I *clearly* give Ms. Fluttershy the best hug of her life.
™ ™ ™ ™ ™ ™ ™ ™ ™ !!!!
Cool shot of the full moon passing through North Windows Arch in Arches National Park, Utah by photographer Zach Cooley
The ponies crowd around you. Is it trying to speak? Purple asks. Interpretive dance? White suggests. Death throes, Blue mutters. Trying to pass SOME meaning on, you flail suggestively, launching a final SPLASH at… [NOTE: This will choose the next viewpoint pony!] #intfic
Pegasus, Unicorn, Earth Pony
Granny Smith said that I had “one of the best” Nightmare Moon costumes she had seen that night. “One of the best”. I have questions.
Oh, most *splendid*. Quick, adorable, and a newly acquired taste for flesh. Twitter, I must away. Unlike SOMEPRINCESS*, I do not rely on Twilight to solve every probl— PIP! NO! NO BITING! LookIgottagobyeeeeee
Gallus, I know you mean well and our species have cultural differences, but “maple candied bacon” does not *actually* fall into the “candy” category. If you would be so kind as t— Pip! PIP! YOU SPIT THAT OUT RIGHT NOW! NO. *NO*. DO NOT- DID YOU SWALLOW?
UPDATE: YOU MAY ALSO STAY MY DREAD HOOF WITH TRIBUTES OF SUGARY BREAKFAST CEREAL NOTHING WITH RAISINS
ONCE AGAIN, I SHALL SHARE THE OFFICIAL NIGHTMARE NIGHT PLAYLIST BEHOLD
“Princess* Luna, I have reviewed the historical record and do not believe that Princess Celestia ever lowered the sun early on Nightmare Night. I am denying your request. Regretfully, Princess Twilight P.S. Please wear the fangs this year. I love them.” Hmph. #MLPFiM
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