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Stephanie Merrill

@Rozellarip

I saw a license plate yesterday that said "I Miss New York", so i smashed their window and stole their radio


Dear men who wear skinny jeans, ...but where do you hide your penis. Sincerely, confused.


They say 5 out of 4 people have problems with fractions


It is not so much our friends' help that helps us, as the confidence of their help


The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.


You can't connect the dots looking forward; you can only connect them looking backwards


If morning had a face I would totally be punching that shit right about now


If the good die young, what am I still doing here?


The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love


A recent study shows that the heart grows weaker everytime we do something opposite of what we feel.


I was always a dreamer, in childhood especially


Life is a matter of dealing with other people, in little matters and cataclysmic ones, and that means a series of conversations


Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most


True love means two seeds grow separately until they join in Matrimony forever.


Great men are rarely isolated mountain peaks; they are the summits of ranges


There is not enough darkness in all the world to put out the light of even one small candle


One way to know you've been cheated is when the bum you just gave 20 bucks to pulls out his iPhone and starts playing Angry Birds


No lapse of time or distance of place can lessen the friendship of those who are truly persuaded of each other's worth.


If you do not go after what you want you�ll never have it


Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away


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