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Your pets don't really love you

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Dumping the clutch of my ‘99 Integra to the last chorus of this at a red light felt like touching the face of God, and He was holding

RubyAndRyan's tweet image. Dumping the clutch of my ‘99 Integra to the last chorus of this at a red light felt like touching the face of God, and He was holding

metal needs more record scratching and rapping again. and frosted tips. and jncos. have guys doing bmx stunts in the video. and women in low rider jeans. if i can't imagine myself street racing in a 1999 chevy cavalier listening to it, your music is no good



If your wedding isn’t gonna cook like this, save the RSVP, I’ll mail you a Hallmark card with a check

RubyAndRyan's tweet image. If your wedding isn’t gonna cook like this, save the RSVP, I’ll mail you a Hallmark card with a check

Not only am I not going to attend your wedding if it’s “child-free,” I won’t even consider it a real wedding.



Ryan The Lion أعاد

Choked down some tears and finally returned to the ashen ruins of Pacific Palisades for a very personal tour that begins on the street where I was taught elemental truths about life, authority, belief and the Holocaust. 🔥 FAA 125 - PALISADES LOST 🔥 no paywall

FilthyArmenian's tweet image. Choked down some tears and finally returned to the ashen ruins of Pacific Palisades for a very personal tour that begins on the street where I was taught elemental truths about life, authority, belief and the Holocaust.

🔥 FAA 125 - PALISADES LOST 🔥
no paywall

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New Episode 🐴🚨 "Crowbar" w/ @goldengoatguild Author Andrew Edwards joins Glen to talk about his new novel Crowbar, MK Ultra, Portland, San Francisco, Serial Killers, Psyops, and much more. Free on all platforms

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"Crowbar" w/ @goldengoatguild 

Author Andrew Edwards joins Glen to talk about his new novel Crowbar, MK Ultra, Portland, San Francisco, Serial Killers, Psyops, and much more.

Free on all platforms


Ryan The Lion أعاد

A real black pill is that people who hated that you “did your own research” during covid will diagnose themselves with a disorder that allows them to only tolerate pizza and cookies. All because they saw a 45 second tik tok on it.

he ate pizza, cookies, and garlic bread

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It makes me sad that Jeremiyah Love will play in the NFL and be forced to onto some McDonalds ass team playing in a stadium named after a website whose fans dictate his worth by contract value relative to Yahoo Sports Fantasy Points (TM)


Anybody got movie recs for Sundays going forward?


Jameis single-handedly destroying Masonic heresy

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“The horse is prepared for battle, but victory comes from the Lord.” - Proverbs 21:31

Jaboowins's tweet image. “The horse is prepared for battle, but victory comes from the Lord.” - Proverbs 21:31


How is the NFL always a disappointment?


Oh Bama. Those aren’t meant to bend

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Esperé un segundo mexicano a que mi hígado se recuperara de la felicidad que robé

One Mexican Second: Poems



Alabama has done The Thing That I’ve Wanted Them To maybe 4 times in 20 years


lol that was so bad A&M doesn’t even deserve credit. Beamer should harakiri on the 50


lol fire Beamer right now, during the game. Make a big ugly scene of it and own the news cycle


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