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I walk into the room I turn around and walk back out

CAPETOWN: Do YOU believe The Baron and Not-So-Hotty McGowan Are Clashing Cooches?!?!



Yeah I was gonna say


WOW RT @TheFeed_G4: via CapeFED: Why Callister Rayne Is Just Like The Buffy The Vampire Slayer Fandom


JESUS CHRIST REALLY


WHOA HEY!

SHORT PACK: My Dog Looks Just Like Anathema's Son!!?!



Also why only major? Is this like some cosmic pun on Ursus' Major or something


The fuck? Phalanx has a bear now? They promote just anybody??


Well fuck. I'm gonna need a sack of dog food for this guy. Like, one a day.


Okay, so, I got a dog now. They're called Pup


Hey @RockCityBenny come meet Grandmother before I need to head back to Archaven


Fuck. I need new jeans soon. These are getting too short.


Okay. Correction. You should *not* believe what my boyfriend says. I'm not cute.


Wondering if I should sell my fuel guzzling 1987 Dodge Charger for something more fuel efficient...


Grandmother is fine, if very quiet.


When your boyfriend is being sassy but you really want bacon.


Found my pants. There's a tear in them. Goddammit, Benny.


Can't sleep. Need bacon. Need to get out of bed. Where's my pants?


Today was a much better day than yesterday. Driving Benny back to Rock City then figuring out this job offer.


The first rule of Fight Club.


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