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@RunGeraldAndrew

Geometrician and Cartographer by day, Conversationalist, Bullshit Detector, Adventurer, and Creator by night.

Being an adult is waking up and scrolling through the bidet’s you’ve been dreaming about for months


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THEY MADE A SONG!!!🤣🤣🤣


La villa strangiato


If makeup were currency, Nashville ladies would be billionaires


Kuvo Jazz fo dat azz


If anyone ever asks you (in a rhetorical way) Is EVERYBODY on the road drunk!? The answer is yes


This didn’t age well… 215 is much more scary

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Denver City Planning: Why doesn’t Park Ave actually go to any parks? I’m outraged


It seems I’m growing up and getting out of my minimalism faze - I’ve been buying a lot of lotion in bulk…


Simon & Garf are some dirty dogs

this is what AI is for 🔊 sound on



If Dr. Rhonda Patrick said that jumping off a bridge is healthy for you, I’d already have jumped.


John has always been the one

RunGeraldAndrew's tweet image. John has always been the one

The calm before the storm #WINTERCAMP

RunGeraldAndrew's tweet image. The calm before the storm
#WINTERCAMP
RunGeraldAndrew's tweet image. The calm before the storm
#WINTERCAMP
RunGeraldAndrew's tweet image. The calm before the storm
#WINTERCAMP

Subscription services that make you give away your email before you even see the price suck


Street parking in the city is thinking someone stole your car 3 days out of the week because you don’t remember where you landed last night


Imagine if you got arrested for “abuse of corpse”. That’s metal as hell


Spring baby things

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