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Ryan Sudgee

@RyanSudge

BM 💍 Jaxon 💜 Electrician ⚡️

I feel like an old man for saying this but $18 for a normal sized bag of cashews is insane


Hey @gothamsports your website and app still suck dick and won’t let me sign in


Hey @gothamsports fuck you and your shitty app for not working


No one warns you that part of being a parent is just accepting some nights your toddler is only going to eat Cheerios and veggie sticks and you’ll totally be cool with it


The lack of spacial and social awareness in kids aged 18-22 is fucking astounding


Sell the team you old fuck @woodyjohnson4


Jax has been asleep since 2 pm and any time he does this I always wonder why couldn’t he just do this for his first nap? Why do it now where I gotta wake you up


Lion King has the best Disney soundtrack of all time


As much as I wants the Jets to lose I’m glad they won for Mangold today


The older I get the more I side with the Mom in Halloweentown


It’s so nice rooting for sports team that is actually winning and playing well


The fact @espn blacks out @NJDevils games when I live in fucking northern New Jersey is insane


No one warns you for how bad your kids shit smell when you take them off formula and they start drinking milk


Dude I can’t believe Jax turns 1 tomorrow wtf


8 penalties against the Bucs and they’re still marching down the field lmao the Jets suck so much


The Jets genuinely make me want to die


Jax’s favorite thing to do is wake up at like 6:15 and just very calmly say “aaaaaaaaaaa” till we get him at 7


I swear you could cut off Jax’s arm and if Hey Bear was on he wouldn’t notice


I can’t wait for Clemens to get cut this week


Jax claps when B and I clap and he says dada when we say dada. I’m so proud


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