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Samantha K

@SAM__dunk

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Stay tuned for more theories. And by theories I mean my unfiltered thoughts


Why is Polly’s hair always in a pony tail. Polly with the pony! An ode to Polly Pockets perhaps????????


Also guest appearance from Barb from stranger things was very appreciated. Never forget barb


But I will complain about the acting bc it is pretty bad, but I will continue to watch


I will not complain about the molly ringwald guest appearance tho, did not see that coming


ALSO how are these kids not all 200lbs when they’re constantly drinking “choc-lit” shakes


How many FAKE RED HEADS does this show have????? Wonder what the budget for hair dye was


I just started watching Riverdale so beware of the stream of tweets coming


I’m seeing posts about reminding dog owners to bring their dogs in at night w/ this weather....meanwhile my mom called me earlier to let me know the progress on George’s “indoor winter bathroom” so


Also is there sports on today???? Idk I’m gonna watch high school musical 2


Just watched high school musical and I was like wow I can’t wait for that to happen to me then I realized I’m 24 and high school is over and I hate everything


Dear Sami, Stop eating store bought cheesecake Love, Sami


The best guest appearance is Mickey Milkovich from Shameless as a rogue angsty vamp

SAM__dunk's tweet image. The best guest appearance is Mickey Milkovich from Shameless as a rogue angsty vamp

Why did they digitize Edward and Bella’s baby’s face?????? It is fucking awful and the weirdest thing ever and also unnecessary


Why do the werewolves always have pants on?? How do they keep on their pants when they transform but never shirts


Edward can read the baby’s mind while it’s still in Bellas womb but he can’t tell the gender???????? #fakenews


Also the ice truck killer from Dexter has a cameo as one of the Cullens distant cousins!!!!!


The guy that plays Bella’s dad was a serial killer in the popular show The Closer #twilight #twilightfunfact


If Edward is so scared of hurting Bella with his stone penis then why doesn’t he ever go down on her?????


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