Sam
@SAMiCURE
he/him. My outside is shiny and pretty, but my inside is filled with cardboard and horse glue.
Anda mungkin suka
Some teenage girls called us fags on the tram but it’s ok because her makeup was really really terrible
Seeing all the Gaga posts from last night in Manchester and then seeing that one rouge Katy Perry story
Seeing Lady Gaga 3 times over the next week my paws have never been so up, I could rip a door off its hinges
Someone asked me if I was on ozempic today. Not sure how they meant it but I’ll take it as a compliment
Tested positive for the male urge to sit on the couch, put one hand down my pants and play with my balls
Obsessed with the way Temu is trying to scare me into buying a nose hair trimmer
I should call him
I really don’t think it’s fair that I have to work today and I’m not somewhere on the Amalfi coast drinking limoncello from a hot Italian man’s belly button
Not to be melodramatic but the fact I can’t open social media without seeing adverts for medicated weight loss makes me really fucking depressed
Spanish Broadcast of #Eurovision STARTING LIKE THIS. 🇪🇸🇵🇸 #EurovisionSongContest
What happens to the Easter eggs the Pope didn’t manage to eat yet do they get redistributed among the cardinals
United States Tren
- 1. Pro Bowl N/A
- 2. Shedeur N/A
- 3. Highguard N/A
- 4. Senator Young N/A
- 5. Homan N/A
- 6. The Jito N/A
- 7. Tyler Huntley N/A
- 8. Kanye N/A
- 9. #FundHealthcareStopICE N/A
- 10. Bader N/A
- 11. Tyra N/A
- 12. Brandon Miller N/A
- 13. Geoff N/A
- 14. $UNH N/A
- 15. Soucy N/A
- 16. Jalen Johnson N/A
- 17. Paul Newman N/A
- 18. Everton N/A
- 19. #LMPD N/A
- 20. #SaveThePost N/A
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