SBartner's profile picture. I am an artist battling the forces of mediocrity, languor and caffeine-induced anxiety. Winner Dutch Portrait Prize 2019. http://instagram.com/scott_bartner/…

Scott E. Bartner

@SBartner

I am an artist battling the forces of mediocrity, languor and caffeine-induced anxiety. Winner Dutch Portrait Prize 2019. http://instagram.com/scott_bartner/…

Something I've been working on. Oil on linen panel, 51 cm. x 61 cm.

SBartner's tweet image. Something I've been working on. Oil on linen panel, 51 cm. x 61 cm.

I've noticed the more colorful my tennis clothes, the more they stink after a match. Can I get a level 3?

SBartner's tweet image. I've noticed the more colorful my tennis clothes, the more they stink after a match. Can I get a level 3?

If you’re up early in the morning, you see things. This is the Delfts Blauw Toverfee. She can’t grant you any wishes, but she’ll tell you if the shit you bought in Volendam can go in the dishwasher.

SBartner's tweet image. If you’re up early in the morning, you see things. This is the Delfts Blauw Toverfee. She can’t grant you any wishes, but she’ll tell you if the shit you bought in Volendam can go in the dishwasher.

Do you suppose Raymond Chandler got his inspiration for The Long Goodbye sitting on a bench and watching this scene?

Life in America 40 to 100+ years ago 🧵 1. This was Los Angeles in the 1950s



Only in America..

SBartner's tweet image. Only in America..

For those who know Maastricht, Café In den Ouden Vogelstruys is an institution. This is truly a dark day!

SBartner's tweet image. For those who know Maastricht, Café In den Ouden Vogelstruys is an institution. This is truly a dark day!

You don’t hear them coming and they travel at a frightening speed. Death by Post NL e-bakfiets is not how I want to go out. 😱

SBartner's tweet image. You don’t hear them coming and they travel at a frightening speed. Death by Post NL e-bakfiets is not how I want to go out. 😱

And she still has all of her fingers! 😂


If you happen to be in Maastricht, have a look at my head study, now hanging in Maaslands Antiquariaat, Rechtstraat 77 (Wyck).

SBartner's tweet image. If you happen to be in Maastricht, have a look at my head study, now hanging in Maaslands Antiquariaat, Rechtstraat 77 (Wyck).
SBartner's tweet image. If you happen to be in Maastricht, have a look at my head study, now hanging in Maaslands Antiquariaat, Rechtstraat 77 (Wyck).

I don't think I could sit in that umpire chair for 5-minutes without having to run to the bathroom. #NittoATPFinals

SBartner's tweet image. I don't think I could sit in that umpire chair for 5-minutes without having to run to the bathroom. #NittoATPFinals

Whoomp!! There It Is

SBartner's tweet image. Whoomp!! There It Is

I want this grandma to be my tennis fitness coach! facebook.com/share/v/KX6grk…


A question for all of you non-tennis players: Do you think this a good way to return a serve? #ATPFinals

SBartner's tweet image. A question for all of you non-tennis players: Do you think this a good way to return a serve? #ATPFinals

In every generation, there's an inventor who wakes up in the hospital wondering, 'What the fuck was I thinking?!'

SBartner's tweet image. In every generation, there's an inventor who wakes up in the hospital wondering, 'What the fuck was I thinking?!'

Yes, the very first step I would take is to dissolve the Department of Education. 🤯

SBartner's tweet image. Yes, the very first step I would take is to dissolve the Department of Education. 🤯

And looking at AI art stimulates the brain to hibernate.

SBartner's tweet image. And looking at AI art stimulates the brain to hibernate.

It’s true! I looked up and saw a FedEx jet, and a few hours later my Lego fatbike arrived.

SBartner's tweet image. It’s true! I looked up and saw a FedEx jet, and a few hours later my Lego fatbike arrived.

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