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dont put twinkies on your pizza.

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As long as i have franks red hot on all my snacks and people to laugh at my jokes, I have it all.


Something about a clean coffee table and a candle. I am soothed.


It is SO sick and so on brand that Alan Rickman was the only actor on set to know the ending of HP. Yes, I’m watching the reunion again. Yes, I am crying. Good morning.


I’m sorry I’m not making minestrone soup without cayenne pepper.


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manipulators b like yes i hurt u but now u hate me so I'm the true victim


So far today I have taken a shower and eaten an impossible whopper. All is going according to plan.


I just took a nap in my car now I’m eating Thai food alone


I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again, I’d rather die than share my Spotify wrapped.


I wish I could take my vape in the shower


I’ve been looking up soup recipes since 5am


So stoked these antidepressants are making me sweat up this mans bed every night. Not embarassing at all.


Chugging Diet Coke at 10am. She’s hungover.


WHY can I not even go to work without leaving d r u n k ??? I got off at FOUR


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spoopy

birduyen13's tweet image. spoopy

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Everyday I don’t live in abandoned greenhouse with a horrifying backstory is a day lost

DothTheDoth's tweet image. Everyday I don’t live in abandoned greenhouse with a horrifying backstory is a day lost
DothTheDoth's tweet image. Everyday I don’t live in abandoned greenhouse with a horrifying backstory is a day lost

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this zodiac shit anticlimactic as hell

MNateShyamalan's tweet image. this zodiac shit anticlimactic as hell

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[about to invent yard gnomes] babe the lawn looks great. how can we get a little fucking freak in here


I’m in Vermont lol


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