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ᅠ ᅠ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ So . . . you're getting, uh . . . ᅠ ᅠ

⠀ this suit is getting .. tight .. ⠀



SO????

Beef is actually hugh mongous



You got beef? With beef?


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but when it comes to something real, we both choke.



ᅠ ᅠ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ Thaaaat's an HR violation. ᅠ ᅠ

⠀⠀⠀⠀ if my nose is right , one of you beauties is on your period ..



ᅠ ᅠ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ Robert saying goodbye to the Z-Team for the day (they're the only people in his life that he cares about) ᅠ ᅠ


ᅠ ᅠ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ Throwing up. Again. ᅠ ᅠ


( Robert would throw up on Phenomaman's boots because he was, y'know, hungover. ) I dunno just yet but there's some salami in the fridge. You can probably win back his favor.

you .. are to blame for my lack of knowledge . you will hold equal fault , robert robertson 😐 . ( crushing GRIP ON SHOULDERS )



It came to me in a dream.

H—How.. DID— you find out. . ?



Oh. Yeah, we're fucked, dude. You kinda doomed this planet.

i have not .

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Maybe. Did you at least try to pet him after?

i didn't allow him a bite of my lunch as per your request to not give him too much . robert Robertson you withheld crucial information . robert . robert is humanity gonna die now ???



Yeah surprised me when I first found out too



People don't know that Beef is actually the reincarnation of an ancient Aztec god who has the ability to destroy us all if I don't give him slices of my ham sandwich


ᅠ ᅠ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ Cue Robert throwing up. Definitely had too much to drink . . . ᅠ ᅠ


ᅠ ᅠ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ "Ughhhhh . . ." ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ Sonar would be forced to carry Robert's full wait as he leaned against him. Eyes closed as he slurred his words ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ "Who's carrying me? And why do they smell like . . . sulfur? ᅠ ᅠ

⠀⠀ .. he can’t just let him fall. He’d begrudgingly keep Robert standing. ⠀⠀ “ Dude , you get drunk way too easy. ” ⠀⠀



ᅠ ᅠ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ Stumbling into the ( 𝙍𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙧'𝙨 ) arms. ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ Robert is drunk. Terribly drunk. ᅠ ᅠ


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