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Just found an old photo book. Fucking belta. Two of the big lads no longer with us. I have Speedoโ€™s signed shirt from a 1-0 Derby game in โ€˜01 where I was ball-boy so getting that framed. Canโ€™t wait! And who knew Iโ€™d chore @warrenbarton2 curtain haircut 20 year later ๐Ÿ˜‚ #NUFC

SHAMBAS_'s tweet image. Just found an old photo book. Fucking belta. Two of the big lads no longer with us. I have Speedoโ€™s signed shirt from a 1-0 Derby game in โ€˜01 where I was ball-boy so getting that framed. Canโ€™t wait! 

And who knew Iโ€™d chore @warrenbarton2 curtain haircut 20 year later ๐Ÿ˜‚ #NUFC
SHAMBAS_'s tweet image. Just found an old photo book. Fucking belta. Two of the big lads no longer with us. I have Speedoโ€™s signed shirt from a 1-0 Derby game in โ€˜01 where I was ball-boy so getting that framed. Canโ€™t wait! 

And who knew Iโ€™d chore @warrenbarton2 curtain haircut 20 year later ๐Ÿ˜‚ #NUFC
SHAMBAS_'s tweet image. Just found an old photo book. Fucking belta. Two of the big lads no longer with us. I have Speedoโ€™s signed shirt from a 1-0 Derby game in โ€˜01 where I was ball-boy so getting that framed. Canโ€™t wait! 

And who knew Iโ€™d chore @warrenbarton2 curtain haircut 20 year later ๐Ÿ˜‚ #NUFC
SHAMBAS_'s tweet image. Just found an old photo book. Fucking belta. Two of the big lads no longer with us. I have Speedoโ€™s signed shirt from a 1-0 Derby game in โ€˜01 where I was ball-boy so getting that framed. Canโ€™t wait! 

And who knew Iโ€™d chore @warrenbarton2 curtain haircut 20 year later ๐Ÿ˜‚ #NUFC

Youโ€™ll never guess who he is arguing with and what about

There's an option for another year, hopefully they keep it going and can have a stint of being injury free



Fucking get me to Paris


The perfect SJP away performance for an Aston Villa side who werenโ€™t at their best, but manipulated the game to their tune. NUFC not physical enough, lacked attacking outlets other than Barnes until Ramsey + Elanga - 1 hour in. Gordon dreadful attitudeโ€ฆagainโ€ฆ bored of saying it


A win tomorrow and weโ€™re above Liverpool and in a CL spot by the way. Up the fucking nee whinging, sing for 90 minutes, grace of god west end fucking magpies HWTL


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Celine Dion has come out in support of farmers by removing all the consonants from her name.


On holiday last week I rediscovered the ancient and often forgotten art of the sock bundle volley. Is there anything more satisfying than leathering a fresh pair of whites top bins?


A happy Friday morning to everyone except the little cunts who you used to โ€œwatch yi car mateโ€ if you give them a quid


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๐ŸŽถ 2.2 defensive line-breaking passes per 90 for players playing 300 mins or more in the Champions League, you'll never sing that


Pray for this fella in Istanbul today, who has since made his profile private after a string of tweets offering on the Fenerbahce ultras. Fucking idiot ๐Ÿ˜‚

SHAMBAS_'s tweet image. Pray for this fella in Istanbul today, who has since made his profile private after a string of tweets offering on the Fenerbahce ultras. Fucking idiot ๐Ÿ˜‚

Newcastle compared with Everton ๐Ÿ˜‚. Only one North East team comparable through 1) Being the regions poorer cousin 2) Whinging 3) Crawling from a rock once in a while when you shithouse a result

Itโ€™s a one city team with a population including surrounding areas of around 800k and theyโ€™re posting this ๐Ÿ˜… We share a city with one biggest teams in the world and sell out Aways within days of every allocation, how these are compared to us is beyond me.



Full 95/96 range still in stock in all sizes on JD and โ€œHELLOโ€ even works for 10% off ๐Ÿค 


New NUFC Adidas range: ยฃ80 for drill top much better than expected, fucking piss take that ST Holders arenโ€™t priority and have to wait with general public tomorrow. Over ยฃ1500 Iโ€™ll have given them this year ๐Ÿ‘


GEMMAS HAD A GLASS A WINE AAAAAV HAD THE BOTTLE HARVEY BARNES SKATES ON THE TYNE AAAAAAV HAD THE BOTTLE


- Used a gift card worth ยฃ100 - Reduced the total to pay to ยฃ24.91 - Visa card still charged ยฃ124.91 - Obvious technical glitch with website - But refusing to refund the money. Youโ€™d think it was a scam site, but itโ€™s actually @ZARA @ZARA_Care. Thieving shitebags.

SHAMBAS_'s tweet image. - Used a gift card worth ยฃ100
- Reduced the total to pay to ยฃ24.91
- Visa card still charged ยฃ124.91
- Obvious technical glitch with website
- But refusing to refund the money.

Youโ€™d think it was a scam site, but itโ€™s actually @ZARA @ZARA_Care. Thieving shitebags.

Best get the suitcase packed for leaving at lunch thumora ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ


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๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


They fucking put you through it mind you


AV GOT TIPS FROM DESIRE CHEATS STRAIGHT FROM THE BRAIN LIKE DSHH DSHH DSHH

SHAMBAS_'s tweet image. AV GOT TIPS FROM DESIRE CHEATS STRAIGHT FROM THE BRAIN LIKE DSHH DSHH DSHH

Thereโ€™s a kid on TikTok called โ€œJohn Westโ€ who plays โ€œAbsolute Tuna Onlyโ€ and is currently live fucking blasting the makina out. Sensational stuff


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