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I play video games sometimes and bass | Resident min-maxer | Duo: @yuhMakoto 🤮

SJ

@SJDotDash

He/They | I play video games sometimes and bass | Resident min-maxer | Duo: @yuhMakoto 🤮

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Haven't had a chance to share these yet, but life has been good :)

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🇧🇷🚨 R6 RE:L0:AD GIVEAWAY 🚨🇧🇷 2x code giveaway! Exclusive charm and weapon skin. To enter: Follow ✅ Like ✅ RT ✅ Winners picked on Monday. Good luck!

iainchambers's tweet image. 🇧🇷🚨 R6 RE:L0:AD GIVEAWAY 🚨🇧🇷

2x code giveaway! Exclusive charm and weapon skin. To enter:

Follow ✅ 
Like ✅ 
RT ✅ 

Winners picked on Monday. Good luck!

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"The slop they feed their samurai is so foul they do not notice the taste of poison! The fortress will be completely unguarded by nightfall..."

Chesuchesuto's tweet image. "The slop they feed their samurai is so foul they do not notice the taste of poison! The fortress will be completely unguarded by nightfall..."
Chesuchesuto's tweet image. "The slop they feed their samurai is so foul they do not notice the taste of poison! The fortress will be completely unguarded by nightfall..."

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ooh i was supposed to use the environment and tactics and stuff instead of just beating the living shit out of that thing my bad so sorry

QuiteShallow's tweet image. ooh i was supposed to use the environment and tactics and stuff instead of just beating the living shit out of that thing my bad so sorry

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Spending like 20 minutes under one of these and walking out is the modern equivalent of a samurai meditating under a waterfall for hours and emerging a changed man free of evil

i need to be underneath one of these so fucking bad right now like you don’t understand

itdependstbh's tweet image. i need to be underneath one of these so fucking bad right now like you don’t understand


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There was an opportunity here

I SAY, I SAY - YOU'RE PISSIN' TOO DARN LOUD, BOY! IT'S LATE AT NIGHT AND YOUR PISSIN' RIGHT IN THE CENTER OF THE BOWL LIKE YOU'RE FRYING CHICKEN IN THERE! YOU GOTTA PISS ON THE SIDE, BOY! MAKE IT A STEALTH MISSION! YOU'RE CAUSING A WHOLE RUCKUS PISSIN' LIKE THAT, BOY -

TomStheVoice's tweet image. I SAY, I SAY - YOU'RE PISSIN' TOO DARN LOUD, BOY! IT'S LATE AT NIGHT AND YOUR PISSIN' RIGHT IN THE CENTER OF THE BOWL LIKE YOU'RE FRYING CHICKEN IN THERE! 
YOU GOTTA PISS ON THE SIDE, BOY! MAKE IT A STEALTH MISSION! YOU'RE CAUSING A WHOLE RUCKUS PISSIN' LIKE THAT, BOY -


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AJ Soprano trying on his uniform for military school

timeimmemorial_'s tweet image. AJ Soprano trying on his uniform for military school

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people who hate skinamarink see this and are like. yeah but it would be way better if there was a demon or a ghost looking at the dog through the door. how am I supposed to be scared if the artist didn’t paint anything

lrphilipson's tweet image. people who hate skinamarink see this and are like. yeah but it would be way better if there was a demon or a ghost looking at the dog through the door. how am I supposed to be scared if the artist didn’t paint anything

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How women check their shower to see if it's hot enough


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yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]

Hello @GretaThunberg I have 33 cars. My Bugatti has a w16 8.0L quad turbo. My TWO Ferrari 812 competizione have 6.5L v12s. This is just the start. Please provide your email address so I can send a complete list of my car collection and their respective enormous emissions.

Cobratate's tweet image. Hello @GretaThunberg 

I have 33 cars. 

My Bugatti has a w16 8.0L quad turbo. 

My TWO Ferrari 812 competizione have 6.5L v12s.

This is just the start.

Please provide your email address so I can send a complete list of my car collection and their respective enormous emissions.


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Todays Armored Character of The Day is The Pursuer from Dark Souls 2

ArmorCharDaily's tweet image. Todays Armored Character of The Day is The Pursuer from Dark Souls 2
ArmorCharDaily's tweet image. Todays Armored Character of The Day is The Pursuer from Dark Souls 2
ArmorCharDaily's tweet image. Todays Armored Character of The Day is The Pursuer from Dark Souls 2
ArmorCharDaily's tweet image. Todays Armored Character of The Day is The Pursuer from Dark Souls 2

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Dark Souls 3: Ancient Wyvern


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Sometimes twitch chat triggers an on-screen alert with the most incredible timing twitch.tv/lancemcdonald


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Day 86 of requesting Muscle Man for Multiversus


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Tech Guy in Movie " Uh You're gonna wanna See this " * Turns Screen to Action Guy in Movie* Tech Guy " Theyre Overriding the Mainframe " Action Guy " Uh in English Four Eyes " Tech Guy " They Fuckin our Pussys.!! " Action Guy "Now you're Speakin my Language " *Cocks Gun*


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