Stephen Landy
@SLandy2000
Chelsea F.C. 14 years old. Love Football.
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I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
My father was a man of few words, I remember he once said "Son ..."
I quit my job in the helium gas factory. I refused to be spoken to in that tone.
I was sitting in traffic the other day ... and I got ran over.
'My Dad used to say 'always fight fire with fire', which is probably why he got thrown out of the fire brigade.'
'I never forget a face, but in your case I’d be glad to make an exception.'
Today I was in a park. And I was wondering why frisbees get bigger and bigger the closer they get. And then it hit me!
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