StudentNurseAntics
@SNantics
slightly jaded, nursing school makes me want to die, but I love every day of the #NurseLife
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If you're well enough to eat your boogers, you're well enough to move out to the floor. BYE. #nursingprobs
The funny thing about the ICU, we have to watch you 24/7. So yes, we saw you on the monitor picking your nose. And yes, we saw you eat it.
I see you used the word "septicemia" in a sentence. You must be a nurse, too! Where'd you graduate from...WebMD? #nursingprobs
I always say goodnight to my patients when I tuck them in because little things like that are more comforting than you realize.
On another note, my urinary output was lower than my CKD pt's last night.
Every good nurse has a person they know they can rant to about their horrible shift.
Things could be better. I could be happier. But my loved ones are healthy. And I'm blessed everyday to be a Registered #Nurse.
She was waiting but she didn't know for what. She was aware only of her solitude,the penetrating cold, and of a greater weight in her heart.
I work all night busting my ass to keep my pts alive AND happy. I'm tired, I'm hungry. And I just want appreciated. And cuddled...And fed.
If it's your first week of nursing school, beware of the front row goers, 85% of them are self minded twatters.
I love it how in Nursing School there is no such thing as "syllabus week" they throw you right into the curriculum! #NursingProblems
So I finally got access back on here, graduated, passed NCLEX and now work in the CVICU! Now let's hear some back to nursing school rants.
"Ok..so.. her butthole looks like it has lips." #skinrounds #nurselife
All of the juniors are dressed up real fancy for class presentations and we're over here pissed we're even in jeans for ours. #senioritis
"Don't forget you're human. It's okay to have a meltdown, just don't unpack and live there. Cry it out and refocus on where you're headed."
So my patient just squirt a blood clot out of his boob and onto my shirt. That's a new one.
That moment after working all week/weekend when you realize you won't even get paid for half of those hours... #nursingschoolprobs
Don't let anyone ever make you feel like you don't deserve what you want.
Your hours dont start til 9? I'll have assessed 5 pts, passed meds, been shat on 2x, have 10 new orders and admitting my 6th. #nurselife
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