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The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand......Or so I have read....
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo....I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo!!!!
Big bottom, big bottom.....Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em!
Big bottom drive me out of my mind, how could I leave this behind? Ladies and gentleman, on bass, Mr Derek Smalls!!!!!!!!
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