Apparently my wife doesn't understand that her sitting behind me laughing her ass off doesn't make working any easier.
My wife isn't the only one that gets into the shower 10 minutes before we are supposed to leave, is she?
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When rebuilding someone's computer for them, and you are on hotel WiFi you don't need to patch it. They can do that at home, on their time!
Q: Our SQL Server is running really slowly. Me: Yep, you've got queries scanning a 101 Gig table, and I can index for those queries. Next?
Ladies, when you bug your fella to go out over and over again, being ready on time is probably a good idea. #JustSaying
Know what's awesome about the person you are watching TV with getting up every 5 minutes? Not a god damn thing!
Apparently the bar is being set even lower these days for people called Senior DBA. Just told one that log backups don't shrink the file.
It's so adorable when managers think that yelling about missing drives will make them show up. The country that makes them has flooded!
No rebuilding the server is not the correct solution for a permissions problem.
Just sent a meeting request to the entire exec team. I bet I get two responses then a good yelling at.
This is so fucked up, that I'm proud to say that THIS WASN'T ME! http://chzb.gr/eoOOXM
Here that everyone, I'm the new black. RT @Viss Having your work plagiarized is the new black. (cc @attritionorg).
Is everyone ready to attend all of the #sqlpass pre-con sessions that I'll be presenting on Monday? Its going to be a great day.
Why do I feel all tingly when I hear the position "tight end" in football?
http://bit.ly/cQuZoD How the hell to the Japanese come up with stuff like Vagina Bubbles From Hell? I wish I could make this quality of work
Wow, that guy's good. RT @MladenPrajdic: another plagiarism case http://tinyurl.com/23ea5mm check if you're on it!
I'm so proud, I've become an adjective. http://bit.ly/dzqfZl SQLTechTooing, like Googleing but way more fun.
Sexually Harassing Your Way Through the SQL Community #InappropriatePASSSessions
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